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Dianne Abbott

Someone who isn't very clever, especially with numbers.
Teacher: Timmy, what is 2+2?

Timmy: Erm well, I don't think that's the question we should be asking.

Teacher: Answer the question Timmy.

Timmy: My position on this has always been clear, the answer isn't important. What is important is how we ask the question.

Teacher: FFS Timmy. What is 2+2? It isn't rocket science.

Timmy: Well, erm, it's about 12 when I last checked.

Teacher: 12? Are you sure,?

Timmy: Sorry, erm, yes, I mean 12 is an answer to a question that I might het asked and j think.it's important that we acknowledge that.

Teacher: Fuck me Timmy, you're such a Dianne Abbott.
by Not Much Matches Mansfield September 2, 2019
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oh absolutely

A phrase commonly used to confirm a statement or question when completely sure of oneself. If said with a condescending tone, "oh absolutely" can be an indication that the speaker is a tool. Often used by know-it-alls and douchebags.
Person 1: Hey, does the University of Pennsylvania have a good business school?
Tool: Oh absolutely! The idea that you would even think otherwise is completely ridiculous and shows that I am far superior to you.
by beef nuggets April 23, 2009
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absolute territory

it's basically the space of skin between a girl's miniskirt and higher-than-the-knee thighs.
coming from the japanese phrase, "絶対領域" (zettai ryoiki), it was first a slang coined up by otakus.
now it's used in japan pretty commonly by the public.

it's also a way to tease guys, since they normally like that more that full nudity.

a good example of where this term is used is in the anime, ナナマル サンバツ (nana maru sau batsu), meaning "fastest finger first," by character mari fukami (深見 真理).
*testing shiki on random quiz terms*
mari : "then.. how about questions like this..? here/"
shiki : "uee?~"
mari : "Q: the are of exposed skin between the hem of a miniskirt and the tops of knee-high socks is known by what name?"
shiki : t-there's a name for that?
mari : "as i suspected, you like books, but you're not an otaku."
shiki : "wh-what's the answer?"
mari : "abso.. lute.... terr.. ito.. ry."

*and starts to explain how it's connected to moe culture.*
*shiki start's entering absolute territory into his dictionary device*
mari : "you won't find it."
by your neighborhood weeb July 29, 2017
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Absolute chad

Refers to a person of the highest standards and that is perfect at everything with no flaws, will act upon what they wish to without hesitation or regard for authority, highly respected by others
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abdulkadir

Abdulkadir means the person who never give up
He is very much patriotic person
He is smart and handsome person

He believe that the only way to be successful is self determination
Abdulkadir name of person will never see the stress or the depression on anyone face so he will try his best to make him happy
And to make happy surrounding
by Mr $marty May 2, 2018
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Tales of the Abyss

An RPG from Namco-Tales studio (and 8th in the main series) with great characters (both heroes and villains), an intriguing story (not a predictable RPG), a smooth battle system (multilinear with a stable camera so that your friends can actually see themselves in multiplayer) and general awesomeness. Looks nice, plays well, sounds good, bundled together makes it one of the best RPGs of the year.
The Tales series isn't just about Tales of Symphonia. Games like Tales of the Abyss and Tales of Destiny are way better, and highlight how good the series can be.
by Regret July 5, 2006
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aburrito

"Let's go to Taco Paco's," Gerrit said, "for I am aburrito this afternoon."
by McArrr January 13, 2009
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