#1 Simp

Somebody that completely neglects hanging with the boys to go get some Coochie. If they are the #1 simp then they miss out with the squad and dont even get any coochie no matter the effort they put in.

Yo he missed the game to go to prom with this thot. He’s the #1 simp.

by ISeeAllSimps February 21, 2020

1 min

1 min - means definitely not 1 min

“1 min “
“Right “

by Stayout April 07, 2019

1salem.1

A really cool and nice person on tiktok who has cool ocs

"1salem.1 is so cool you should follow them"!!" okay I will!!"

by Enpizzmu October 10, 2021

1-800stfu

Very very swag! Bbq is a very awesome person and deserves so much 😋bbq is very cool 👯 ♀️btw i made up the nickname bbq 🙄🙄🙄

1-800stfu please be my friend you are so cool 😩😩

by Connys Left Leg🥩🧍 June 01, 2021

1 ndidifkfmrmetre

the word “ 1 ndidifkfmrmetre” is a measurement unit or ryan’s height.

ryan is 1 ndidifkfmrmetre.

by shakmakaks May 21, 2021

Phase 1

When you get horny or feel pretty sexual towards somthing

Hey what are you looking at? Haha Brian Phase 1 bro

by 🧇 king June 10, 2021

Table 1

adjective (Table 1'ed)
Used to describe the act of providing a dominant, complete, and masterful retort

After tolerating a few minutes of heckling from an intoxicated patron, the comedian Table 1'ed the heckler, which caused him to leave in shame.

by CommonConnection March 26, 2021