Picky Midget

A short person who has extreme height requirements for someone to date. For example if a woman is 5ft2in tall and her dating profile says she only dates 6ft1in men, she is a picky midget. Originally found in an AITA story of a tall man who rejected a short girl because of her height requirements, even though he met them.

Man that girl is a picky midget, she only wants people over 6ft even though she's 4'11"

by Someone2025 August 7, 2025

respectful middle schooler

an extremely rare type of middle schooler that doesnt try to become popular or get a girl. usually actually care about their grades, have an actual attention span, and think about other people's feelings first.
gets more common in high school years, since the rowdy little shits gain a few more braincells

Person 1: Dude, Kid 1 actually tries to help out in the classroom instead of shouting.
Person 2: Yeah, they're a respectful middle schooler.

by icicle57 October 9, 2025

Cholla Middle School

“Place where people vape and get brizzed”

"yo wya rn"

"cholla middle school lol"
"you're like a cuck aren't you"

by squibsquivb November 12, 2025

Peri middle-aged

Around about middle aged

I just turned 55, but I'm really just peri middle-aged

by Satchel Paige 1965! December 3, 2025

Glenfield Middle School

A Middle School in the NYC-suburb of Montclair, NJ, established in 1896 in an Historically Black neighborhood, Glenfield was one of the first Magnet Schools created in Northern New Jersey following the protests and race riots in the "Long Hot Summer" of 1967 and NJ Supreme Court decisions in the 60s and 70s requiring steps to combat de facto segregation beyond "freedom of choice" plans (e.g. Rice v. Montclair Board of Education, 1966, and Jenkins v. Morristown, 1971). Glenfield was designated the Magnet School for Performing Arts (while Upper Montclair's Mount Hebron - now named after Astronaut and Montclair Native Buzz Aldrin - became the Magnet School for Math and Science) - with students from any part of town able to select where to go, with bussing available. A short bus-ride from NYC theaters and TV studios, Glenfield has strong Performing Arts programs and its students and alumni have gone on to professional careers in the Performing Arts and has been used as a movie site with students selected as extras. Glenfield also has options for advanced courses in liberal arts and math and sciences. Glenfield maintains a strong connection with Black Culture and Black History, which is often included in all subjects, e.g. Black Scientists in Science classes, Black Authors in English classes, etc.

John: How come you sing Gospel when you're White?
Jenny: I sang in Chorus at Glenfield Middle School!

by cleanandgreen December 7, 2025

No middle men allowed

Anyone acting as a middle man is deliberately misrepresenting what I'm saying. Detain them and bring them to me immediately.

Hym "No middle men allowed. If you are dealing with a middle man then you have found the actual problem. No more middle men."

by Hym Iam December 16, 2025

The Midnight Gap

The physical ache you feel in your chest at 11:59 PM on December 31st when the person you love is miles away. It’s the realization that no matter how loud the fireworks are, the silence of his absence is louder. You love him so much that the distance doesn't scare you, (or does it?) but on this specific night, it’s the only thing you wish you could destroy.
On New Year's Eve, this is the person you don't kiss, but the person you pray for.

Happy New Year to everyone except the miles between us. I’m feeling the midnight gap so hard right now. I just want you here.
I close my eyes, ignore the miles, and send every ounce of love I have across the map, knowing that you feel me.
1159
I love YOU, B 😘

by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia December 31, 2025