Devious dog

When you order food in a drive thru with a girl you just fucked

You: “I’m pretty fucking hungry, I just fucked!”
Cashier: “Is she still in the car with you mate? You devious dog!

by anonymous July 29, 2023

Dog critical mass

Where a dog is so stressed it will implode.

My dog is reaching Dog critical mass take cover!!

by FortunatelyIamhere January 27, 2021

Benny(the dog)

That one dog at JB household who has no balls.

Did you go see Benny(the dog)? Yes, but I didn’t see any balls on him.

by Thesexypenisman February 23, 2021

Whipped-dog syndrom

when your small dog acts like you beat them even though no one has laid a finger on them

Chata, quit acting like you have whipped-dog syndrom. You are just experiencing a fraction of discomfort.

by salazarshiss799 April 25, 2021

hot dog impression

n. - the human deceased state shortly after death in which the rigid yet soft, pinkish disposition resembles a hot dog.

If Louie fucks with Chuckles he'll be doing a hot dog impression by dawn.

by Tom Zappacosta September 30, 2003

Cincinnati Chili-dog

This is where your SO skipped dinner so you dip you boner in a Cincinnati based chili during foreplay

Thank god aaron Gave me a Cincinnati chili-dog last night I skipped dinner so we could have ses

by OuttaControlJoel October 29, 2019

Dog Water

The water that comes out of or is made from a dog; dog piss, dog broth

That was fucking dog water!

WTF was that dog water bullshit?

by The Phrasemint July 8, 2025