Weird?

Differing from it's counterpart, the statement of awkwardness or dork or odd.

This form of the word is to indicate the lack of surpise in someones stupid decisions or actions.

It is said to indicate " I knew this was going to happen (or) I knew they were going to act in that way"

Pointing out the obvious lack of surprise.

Taylor: well me and kimmy are back together even though we fight all the time.

Matt: weird?

Taylor: what she's changed man.

by Randoni April 6, 2009

Cruise Weight

The 5 to 10lbs. (and even more in extreme cases) of weight put on while on a luxury cruise with all you can eat buffets, room service and plentiful alcohol.

"Hey man, you're getting fat!"

"It's ok dude, it's just cruise weight."

"Oh, I see."

by natron1588 November 7, 2012

weiness

elbow skin, used as analogy for penis.

loose skin on the elbow

"Your weinesses are showing, can i touch them?"

by SoCanI? May 22, 2010

Pulled a Weiner

The misguided act of posting questionable photos of yourself online, thus destroying your chances of ever holding an elected office.

Dude #1: Did you see the beefcake pictures Anthony posted of himself?

Dude #2: Yeah. The idiot really pulled a weiner.

by TNunnster June 15, 2011

Weiner

Noun: Slang term for Penis

Jimmy sure has a small weiner

by Damnfuct September 30, 2003

light-weight

one who can only handle small amounts of various drugs

1 hit and I'm gone. I'm such a lightweight.

by Bungalow Bill November 26, 2001

Weirdo

Whoever you've decided to call a weirdo, keep them --they are gonna be your best friends for life. This endearing title is dedicated only to the sweetest, most wholesome people out there. They're the Shrek to your Donkey. They also have great taste in memes and are super internet savvy. They recommend the best bops since they know you the best. You are not scared to be yourself around them and the best part, you can rejoice in your weirdness together. Best huggers of all time and their smile makes your heart melt.

Things that are essential to be a weirdo: know all the lyrics to All Star

David:"I guess I'm just a weirdo"
Me:"not any weirdo , you're my weirdo"

The perfect human bean doesn't exi---

by Theunknown1k1 September 2, 2019