trackballs

1. A condition which occurs when a male running in a track meet fails to wear supportive underwear, and the testicles bounce freely.

2. The plural for a type of computer mouse that involves a stationary ball that rotates to move the cursor.

1a. "Man, I wore boxers instead of tighty whities when I ran the 1600-meter today. I've got a bad case of trackballs."

1b. "John didn't want to have sex; I thought it was because he was cheating on me, but it turns out he just had a bad case of trackballs after freeballing it at the track meet."

2. "I prefer trackballs to typical mice because I'm a loser that plays World of Warcraft 24/7."

by Jim_Philly December 17, 2011

Track

Similar to that of an animal, one can follow these up the forearm arms of a tweaker or a junkie.

"Dude, get your sleeves down, Boss is scoping your tracks!"

by SqueakaTweaka December 20, 2012

wedding tackle

A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.

Steven used his wedding tackle so many times before the honeymoon ended, Martha was afraid it was permanently damaged!

by Sunyshine September 14, 2019

Turn a Party to a track meet

The action of gunfire at, or around a party causing chaos and many people running for their lives.

“Dude I can’t believe we were able to turn a party to a track meet with only one pistol shot. “

“Yeah they a bunch of bitches.”

by JuiceWrld999 May 31, 2018

Tacky

A popular playground manouevre in Liverpool. Tackying is the act of rubbing one's hand on arse-crack, grundle and ball-bag before rubbing it in somebody's face. the Tacky is a punisnment reserved for only the worst of playground Knob-shines

A typical situation in which a Tacky would be administered:

"did you hear what Smigger was saying about your ma?"

"Yeh, I Tackied fuckin beaut."

by wazzmo January 28, 2009

twacky

To have the qualities of a stimulant, such as meth. This can include feelings of jitters, excess energy, paranoia, restlessness, etc. See twack.

1. I drank too much coffee and now I feel all twacky.
2. Sue did some twacky ecstasy and stayed up all night.
3. That guy is so twacky that he must do a lot of speed.

by Alia V January 9, 2009

thwacking it

to thwackit is to jackoff, spank the monkey, flonk the dolphin, rope the poney, wrestle with the snake, choke the chicken etc. etc.

jimmy thwacked it all night until his shlong turned chrimsen.

by da cheese June 17, 2003