Sir Taintula

The man who beats the drum of your ear.

God I've got such a headache, Sir Taintula must be going hard at work today.

by Katie Sheezzzie August 6, 2007

puff taint

The inflammation of the area between the anus and genitals. Usually caused by sexually transmited infection (STI). Most common in females due to vaginal discharge during menstration.

Damn, I went in without a rubber and now I got puff taint.
Dude, I was about to go down on her, but she had that puff taint.

by Gtome222 May 27, 2016

Colfax Taint Mulch

This is a peat mixture of dingleberries, fumunda cheese, and mud butt located in the fatty bits located between the genital area and butthole.

My buddy T-Bone was doing a dip and sniff on this girl and sampled her Colfax Taint Mulch by mistake. He put it in a pan and now we have sourdough bread for a week!

by DirtyMouthMedic May 7, 2022

bees taint

the superlative of the "bees knees", refering to the space between the testicles and the anus of a bee.

ex: my old my camera was the bees knees, but my new camera is the bees taint.

by foleyboard June 25, 2007

tainted love

A forcible misstroke that occurs during sexual intercourse in which the erect penis strikes the female perineum (taint), causing the penis to buckle and possibly fracture.

In the cowgirl position she zigged and he zagged and he smacked into her perineum, experiencing tainted love.

by xander913 January 8, 2014

Tainted Love

The foreign tradition of bending over and having a girl lick your grundle. For best results the girl should WANT to be licking your grundle; no one wants half-assed grundle work done. After all, it’s “tainted love”, not “tainted like”.

What are you so happy about?
Your mom gave me some tainted love last night. I hadn't showered in a week!

by BookWerm March 14, 2011

Tainted

The act of, or process of claiming ownership of a seat, chair or position on a couch with your taint area, so that no one else can steal your seat.

Tim walks into Mark's office and sees Don sitting in a brand new mesh office chair. Tim says, "Wow that chair looks really comfortable. Wish I had one." Grinning...Don says, "It IS very comfortable. If you're nice to me, I may even let you sit in it." Tim, now very skeeved, says "Nah, it's been tainted."

by gungatim March 22, 2010