5 definitions by DirtyMouthMedic
The persistent explosive diarrhea caused by having anal sex, followed by a blow job, and finished by passionate tongue fighting spreading all the anal goodness in one's mouth.
Hey, I have this buddy that called out from work the last week after he put 56 inches in this girl's ass and got an Colorado Oil Slick.
by DirtyMouthMedic May 5, 2022
When she pops out her glass eye and you skull fuck her and cum in the socket creating eye caulk to properly set the glass eye.
by DirtyMouthMedic May 21, 2022
On the Fourth of July you attach live eels to the end of a bottle rocket. Then you insert the bottle rockets with eels into your rectum. Just as you feel the eels start to tickle your colon the bottle rocket goes off and shoots the eels out like a dirty roman candle.
My buddy T-Bone met some kinky chick in the Springs that gave him the Fireworks of Fury. He has not shit right for 2 months and now has a goldfish pond.
by DirtyMouthMedic July 3, 2022
When you were on the toilet taking a shit for so long that you have to tap out for a snack break and they you continue your shit.
by DirtyMouthMedic May 12, 2022
This is a peat mixture of dingleberries, fumunda cheese, and mud butt located in the fatty bits located between the genital area and butthole.
My buddy T-Bone was doing a dip and sniff on this girl and sampled her Colfax Taint Mulch by mistake. He put it in a pan and now we have sourdough bread for a week!
by DirtyMouthMedic May 7, 2022