Tableing

The Act of the dominant figure in a relationship getting so horny in waiting for sex with their partner that they "snap" and force sexual activity upon their partner wherever they are. The term Tableing is derived from this scenario happening in a restaurant.

Linda: This Meal is so lovely
Bob: *SNAPS* LINDA!!! TABLE!!! NOW!!!!

*The "Tableing" Begins*

by The Clarkster 27 May 4, 2009

Ethiopia Table

Circa 1989-

Occurs at large family functions, when the normal-sized table does not adequately accomodate all diners. A small table is placed to the side, perhaps in another room entirely, and no one passes the food to that table, resulting in the starvation of diners seated at there.

Ex:

dad: How many of us are coming today?
grandma: Almost everyone, I had to set up the Ethiopia Table.

by lindseymg February 2, 2010

under the table

similarly to coming out of the closet, being “under the table” is when your with your same sec partner and have to act straight in public

girlfriend 1: babe why are you so distant today?

girlfriend 2: shh, i’m under the table right now so i don’t get hate crimes

by 🍓 s t r a w b e r r y 🍓 January 26, 2021

Table Bitch

lowly weakling of the lunchroom table; the bitch who gets stuck taking up the whole table's trash

Tony, take up the garbage table bitch!

by BigBoi789 October 17, 2008

table

To be flatchested and have 4 nips

Cover your table!

Jenny stop showing ya table, ya hooliagn!

by Hitler's table Eleanor February 5, 2018

domino table

a smug git who thinks he knows everything, partly coz he does...and hes a robot

damn that dominic is such a stupid tart. wait, ive got an idea, lets go copy his work!

by Alex January 5, 2004

Lost Talent

A GFX clan that is and full of themselves, also undefeated in battle. Usually hated by the residents of the forums they are residing at, because of their mad skills. Possiblely the most bitchin GFX Clan ever..?

Motto;
Talent so good, it should have stayed lost. We also make kids and babies cry.

ex. oh no wtf, lost talent kicked our asses.

by theguyoffsomegayisland1 May 8, 2005