Once upon a time white people played a game called shuffle board at racially segregated country clubs. When most country clubs became desegregated, the white people stopped playing the game because it was too embarrassing for anyone outside their imagined aristocracy to know about.
by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006
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by ben newton July 16, 2008
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Get the sluffa mug.The combination of a slutface and a whore. Thus forth creating the slutfaced-whore... the sluffawhore. Rare species only found within the borders of Massachusettes.
by DreamEvolved November 2, 2006
Get the sluffawhore mug.When a lady or gentleman leaves mark in their undergarments after an act of anal loving. Scuffage is the mixture of semen and poop charmingly left behind as a sticky reminder. Often squeezes out following movement, some hours after the event
Mate, I wish I'd changed my pants after going to Bob's last night...I've got some serious scuffage drying there!
I don’t really enjoy buttsex. The scuffage removal is too much of a clean up
I don’t really enjoy buttsex. The scuffage removal is too much of a clean up
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Get the Curly Shuffle mug.when 2 men both cum on a girls back and the one that cum's the furthest wins. ass to pussy is 1 point, pussy to tits 2 points, tits to mouth 3 points, and mouth to top of head 4 points. any thing else is no points.
"Wayne and i dusseldorf shuffleboarded stacy last night, that motherfucker beat me by like 2 points! after like 4 rounds!"
by lostinconformiti December 6, 2012
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