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Soft side of the broom

The idea of management treating it's employees badly, and then treating them slightly less bad to induce a false sense of caring. Similar to Stockholm syndrome. If you were struck with a broom handle every day simply because you existed, the day your captor switched to the soft side of the broom would leave you feeling much better despite the fact that you were still struck for no reason.
SSgt- Hey airman...I know we're pulling twelves this week, but I'm gonna cut you out half an hour early today as a thanks for all the hard work

A1C- Golly gee, that's so nice of the SSgt
Sra- More like "the soft side of the broom" but I'll take whatever time off I can get...
by TheBURKHOLDER November 28, 2016
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soft curve

When someone rejects or turns you down (curves you) but does it in a nice way that isn't a definite "no".

For example, when a guy asks if a girl wants to hang out and she says "maybe, i'll think about it" and the topic never comes up again.
"he asked me out a few weeks ago but I gave him that soft curve"
by aquailrr February 11, 2017
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soft prick

a prick who when the going gets tough folds like a pack of cards
he made a big noise about his so called rights, but when they stood up to him the soft prick took off like a dog with its tail between its legs
by Bushman92001 April 3, 2017
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soft bite

When someone is sexually attracted or just a tease. Someone who bites you softly during anywhere or anytime.
Jessica: why did he bite me softly? Can he even bite at all?
Justin: nah he's totally into you. He thinks you have a nice ass. He just wants to see if that will turn u on. So He tends to give you a soft bite.

Ex2

Boyfriend: *bites*
Girlfriend: hey *giggles* why did u do that

Boyfriend:*smiles* rawrr I'm coming to get you
Girlfriend: *laughs then runs*
by Alexandra ree April 6, 2017
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soft cuddling

Soft cuddling – a precursor to full blown cuddling. Soft cuddling typically involves only light contact, but that contact is normally sustained for a lengthy period of time. Examples of soft cuddling include resting a head on another’s shoulder, making deliberate (yet avoidable) arm-to-arm contact while seated beside someone, resting a leg on or across another person’s leg, etc. Soft cuddling is one of the subtlest ways to express interest in another, and is typically only used by highly skilled daters.
"Margaret, I saw you soft cuddling with Chris last night -- do you like him!?

"Oh, I don't know, we'll see!"
by Hitch2019 February 20, 2019
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Soft-Trade

Similiar to regular Trade Soft-Trade Is an average to good looking man who isn't defined by masculinity, but is still attractive. His behaviour defines him as boyfriend material
Ooh Girl Matpat is Soft-Trade
by B00B00 The F00L July 22, 2019
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Soft Jerk

A soft jerk is the act of jerking off with a flacid(soft) penis. A soft jerk usually begins when someone fails to cum a second time while attempting to jerk off one more time before their penis goes soft, but they’re in too deep to stop now.

A soft jerk can be frustrating because it feels like you’ll never reach the end even after a solid 10 minutes of trying. Eventually your arm will probably get tired and you’ll start to feel extremely hot, this is the critical point where you decide whether to just give up and push through the pain to your final orgasm.

The orgasm resulting from a soft jerk usually doesn’t feel like it was worth it at all, with the orgasm being short and the feeling very muted. Chances are you’ll feel extremely tired after a soft jerk and wish to take a nap. For this reason, soft jerks are best done at night before bed so that you don’t have to worry about not having energy enough to go about your day.
Person: Fuck. I wanted to cum again before my dick went soft but I couldn’t make it. I’m in too deep now, best try and do a quick soft jerk

10 minutes later

Person: it’s been 10 minutes and nothing... what the hell?! My arm is getting tired

10 more minutes later

Person: It’s coming!... well that was disappointing. I feel like taking a nap now...
by Jeremy Anonia November 20, 2020
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