Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety

A fictional award facetiously given to people who exercise poor trigger discipline.

Person 1: "Did you see that? Thomas just aimed a rifle into a crowd of 20 people while holding the trigger!"
Person 2: "He ought to be nominated for the Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety."

by your real nаme November 15, 2021

safety blanket

When you fold up a bit of Loo Roll and lay it down in the toilet when you have a poo.
This is effective in combating two common issues on the crapper.

1. You don't get any splashback so your bumhole doesn't get wet.

2. When you are in a situation where you don't want other toilet users to know you just had a poo, (usually in a public toilet), you lay one out, and the undesirable plop is silence

Dude, I just forgot to use a safety blanket, the splashback was my own pisswater, and it went into my butthole.

by pansplatterer April 25, 2010

anti-safeword

The cutesy word that triggers over-the-top couples to kiss each other or be affectionate.

Geof keeps saying "butter," so Heather has to anti-safeword kiss him. Tricky Geof. Lucky Geof.

by ShortSmartSassySweet April 11, 2021

Safeway

A store with damn high prices but low value

Never shop at safeway or you'll get my warning. Or is it? I'm not making sense? I will soon.

by in love May 13, 2005

Safety School

A college or university that one applies to in case they are not accepted to the school of their primary interest.

A. You get into all the schools you wanted?
B. nah but I did get into my safety school, SUNY Albany.
A. Well, at least you'll have somewhere to go; but your future doesn't look to great.
B. Yeah I know. That's what I get for being a tool in highschool.

by Steve "ToolBox" Rich August 16, 2008

safety pin

a foldable pointy object, useful for getting stuff off of other stuff.

hey, you got a saftey pin? my pipe is clogged again

by hash is brown November 13, 2003

safeway

Where the Bogans shop

Tracey: will you fuckin' kids shut the fuck up; Im buying some VB and wini blues and then we can get the fuck out of safeways

Shazza: Hey Tracey you old crack whore; what the fuck are you doing in safeways? The fuckin' footys on for fucks sake you bloody Bogan

Tracey: That prick Dazza sent me out for some piss and durries; the fuckin magpies are getting flogged anyway; fuckin team of Bogans

by Iamnotaboganforfuxsake August 3, 2008