michiganary style

A quiet blow job given in lieu of a loud fuck on a squeaky guest bed when visiting one’s family in Michigan.

Geof and Heather did it Michiganary Style when they went to Spring Lake for Thanksgiving.

by ShortSmartSassySweet December 28, 2022

mental threesome

Sex between two people where a third joins only in your head

Last night Heather enjoyed a mental threesome, blowing Geof in her mind while he was fucking her in real life.

by ShortSmartSassySweet July 22, 2021

Bloated Taint

When you are extra puffy down there during Aunt Flows visit.

Sometimes its messy, butt Heather just wants Geof to pound her bloated taint.

by ShortSmartSassySweet July 4, 2023

margarinesex

See definition for buttersex. If it is good enough, you’ll find yourself saying, “I can’t believe it’s not butter!”

The margarinesex with Geof was so amazing, Heather couldn’t believe it wasn’t butter!

by ShortSmartSassySweet April 10, 2021

anti-safeword

The cutesy word that triggers over-the-top couples to kiss each other or be affectionate.

Geof keeps saying "butter," so Heather has to anti-safeword kiss him. Tricky Geof. Lucky Geof.

by ShortSmartSassySweet April 11, 2021

ballclipse

When low hanging testicles obscure the view of a woman's pussy during intercourse

Joe's testicles were so small they didn't even create a ballclipse when Geof shot a video of Heather's first threesome.

by ShortSmartSassySweet August 15, 2021

Bootgasam

The sexual, euphoric climax one feels when slipping into a luxurious pair of footwear.

Heather had a hard time choosing between what Geof can do to her body and the Bootgasam the new shoes she just purchased, luckily she can have both in her life.

by ShortSmartSassySweet February 15, 2022