e.p.t.

El Paso TX, Home of the TX ALLSTARS

by James September 20, 2003

ptv

Play Boy Television

Hey guys wanna chill at my house and watch some ptv?

by J 2 the A xX October 21, 2008

PTE

When a young woman's body looks good today, but clearly is headed towards fat-chick-ness. This is due to either genetics or a combination of bad diet and no exercise.

She's hot today, but she's got PTE (potential to explode).

by Mondak June 9, 2005

PTP

PTP - Post Travel Paraylis
The illness one endures after arriving home from an extended period of overseas travel. The victim can't be bothered getting out of bed or off the couch as he/she hates that it is all over and they are back to real life. The victim is now broke and living with his/her parents. The victim also can't be bothered getting a new job or starting study again as all he/she wants is to be back overseas and away from their crappy home town.
Can also be described as PTD - Post Travel Depression.

I can't be fucked going out. I got PTP!

by BECKnozBEST October 20, 2008

PTF

Pudgy Titty Fucker....... A Pudgy Titty Fucker is someone who has a short fat penis that uses it to titty fuck a chick.

i went home with this really tall sexy guy last night and he went to titty fuck me and he had the shortest and fattest dick i have every seen, that was so serouies PTF there

by Miss Gross October 22, 2010

PTMB

Please TexT me Back. it is used at the end of text messages.

"hv a gd tme cya soon
PTMB"

by sam preece December 9, 2008

PTA

The act of a quick wash

When one is lacking the time necessary to have a full shower/bath, and decides to quickly have a "PTA"

Meaning - Pussy, Tits and Armpits.

To wash the most important parts, quickly when time is of the essence.

Usually at a basin with a washcloth.

"I've just gotta have a PTA before we leave"

Do I have time for a shower?
No just have a PTA!!

Wait for me I'll be 5, just having a PTA real quick!

by Heartyfarty July 8, 2014