When all you can smell is your top lip, because that Nana that never brushes her teeth has just landed you a big wet one on the lips and your top lip smells like the sewer.
Often takes place at a family gathering, hui, marae or reunion.
No matter how many times you wipe that lip it still stinks beyond repair.
Often takes place at a family gathering, hui, marae or reunion.
No matter how many times you wipe that lip it still stinks beyond repair.
What's that smell?? Who shit their pants?? Oh wait it's my top lip from that "stink kiss" from nana.
Nana brush your teeth now I smell like ass
That girl was pashing me now all I can smell is her bad breath.
Nana brush your teeth now I smell like ass
That girl was pashing me now all I can smell is her bad breath.
by Heartyfarty July 09, 2014
The action of blowing raspberries while taking selfies, so that your lips look similar to that of a horse.
The best way to look ugly in a photo, usually accomplished easier by those gifted with fuller lips - the bigger those suckers the better the plab
The best way to look ugly in a photo, usually accomplished easier by those gifted with fuller lips - the bigger those suckers the better the plab
Plabbing in a selfie
Or come on everyone "let's plab in this photo"
"Omg look how crack up her plab was, dam those lips"
Or come on everyone "let's plab in this photo"
"Omg look how crack up her plab was, dam those lips"
by Heartyfarty July 09, 2014
The act of a quick wash
When one is lacking the time necessary to have a full shower/bath, and decides to quickly have a "PTA"
Meaning - Pussy, Tits and Armpits.
To wash the most important parts, quickly when time is of the essence.
Usually at a basin with a washcloth.
When one is lacking the time necessary to have a full shower/bath, and decides to quickly have a "PTA"
Meaning - Pussy, Tits and Armpits.
To wash the most important parts, quickly when time is of the essence.
Usually at a basin with a washcloth.
"I've just gotta have a PTA before we leave"
Do I have time for a shower?
No just have a PTA!!
Wait for me I'll be 5, just having a PTA real quick!
Do I have time for a shower?
No just have a PTA!!
Wait for me I'll be 5, just having a PTA real quick!
by Heartyfarty July 09, 2014