knifedildo

A device in which one end is a large, penis-shaped dildo, while the other end is a 7-inch steel blade.

Girl: "I haven't been able to walk since I used the knifedildo."
Guy: "Which end did you use?!"

by Derek Longass February 11, 2010

I Know That's Right

When you know exactly what someone is saying.

Man I'll be single forever, people play too much!
I know that's right, that's why I'm single too!

by Takeba Malik December 14, 2018

with a knife

Used at the end of sentences to humorfy them slightly.

I brushed my teeth... with a knife!
I greeted my Aunt... with a knife!
I went to the library... with a knife!
Jesus brought hope... with a knife!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

five knuckle shuffle

The act of male masturbation.
See also wank, spanking the monkey.

"Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle."

by YOREMA July 11, 2003

College Knowledge

Something you learn in college, but not in class.

"Dont pass out with your shoes on" - College Knowledge

by tonkotruck March 18, 2010

big knuckle

1, n. Slang term for the head, specifically the top of the head when used in a headbutt. Obviously, it refers to the idea that if you punch with your knuckles, a headbutt uses one big knuckle.
2, v. To headbutt someone, aka "give 'em the big knuckle."

Did you see that? Zinedine Zidane just gave that dude the big knuckle!

Ooh, right to the face with the big knuckle! Looks like his skull knocked out a few of his opponent's teeth!

Good answer--that's using the big knuckle.

by Talmanes December 25, 2006

Knob Polisher

A Knob Polisher is someone who sucks a dick until it's cleaned and shined!

She isn't just a cock sucker! She's a Knob polisher!

by Overdrive December 28, 2005