Text Hog 

A person who attempts to dominate a text thread by constantly texting over and over again. Usually considered on the 4th straight text. One text = standard, two texts =possible correction/misspelling, three texts = found clarification or announcement of conclusion, fourth text = Text Hog. Can be used on someone who writes a vast majority of the texts.

That guy won't let anyone else comment on his ridiculous ideas. He is being a real Text Hog.

Text Hog by Humongous Cranium October 10, 2018

Pew Hog 

A greased up altar boy who is let loose in the empty pews in between Catholic masses, and is then chased by a sporty priest, not unlike a fox hunt. In some instances the Pew Hog may be fitted with incense smoke signals, or a tall crucifix similar to a flag fitted to a dune buggy for easier tracking. The Pew Hog may utilize any portion of the empty chapel and altar to evade the yearning hands of the priest, but the baptismal bath is off limits. A Pew Hog can be used anytime they are available, but are typically reserved for important Catholic holidays (i.e. Christmas or Easter) to get the priest jazzed up. Utilizing a Pew Hog around the holidays also decreases the chances of the Hog's parents giving a shit.

Father O'Kelley, your new Pew Hog is greased and ready to squeal.

Pew Hog by DickSlab123 October 23, 2018

Dorn Hog 

A sexual act of inserting a corn dog into the anus of a partner who dons pig mask whilst squealing like a hog.

Our sex life was beginning to become mundane until we did the dorn hog.

Dorn Hog by scoog szn January 18, 2019

Karma hog 

someone who Post a Post on Reddit that keeps getting Reddit karma. expecially if the post makes no sense.

u/Drumdevil86 is such a karma hog.

Karma hog by JEAFCommander March 31, 2019

Ball hog 

Someone who needs the ball no matter what. Up to down by 40 the ball has to be in their hands.

Tristan has 41 points with 2 minutes left up by 30 “I need more points”

“No Tristan you ball hog, no you don’t”

Ball hog by datbeaver February 16, 2020

Raw-hog

When you handle a hedge hog with bare hands

Nice hedge hog, can I raw-hog him?

Raw-hog by The Late Shakespeare April 29, 2020

Shit hog

A person who is shit with road hog

Thayeb is a shit hog

Shit hog by White hulk June 20, 2020