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Fuck you gordon 

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
"Fuck you gordon"
"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"

Dr. Gordon-Smith 

First off, HE HAS A PhD. Call him Doctor. Not Mister. Doctor.

He is an English teacher, and he is the best. No other teacher has the compassion and care for his students like DGS.
But, he destroys your paper to the point where you are not wanting to write again.
Me: Dr. Gordon-Smith, can I use a comma in this sentence?
Dr. Gordon Smith: Well, I learned during my PhD program at Emory University that you cannot use a comma in that sentence.
Dr. Gordon-Smith by Lord Amigo December 6, 2018

Samuel E. Gordon 

A name reserved for the gloriest of men. Considered a compliment in certain places.
"Wow, that guy's reaching some SEG(Samuel E. Gordon) levels of cool"
Samuel E. Gordon by samuraishmoo February 23, 2019

Dr. Gordon 

A Hyperlethal vector, will kill you with any item nearby with absolute efficiency. Dr. Gordon is also extremely scary, and if he swears at anyone or anything, all atoms within 10km will be destroyed
Dr. Gordon just killed Superman… sounds about right
Dr. Gordon by Bock_And_Calls June 13, 2023

Hello Mark Paul Amanda Zepp Adam Dr. Gordon 

I wanna play a game
Hello Mark Paul Amanda Zepp Adam Dr. Gordon... I wanna play a game
noun: A skillful, robotic, agreeable adjudicator of disagreements that arise in the workplace. Often repeats two phrases: "Your killing me." and "I'm struggling."
Captain Picard is a great gorbot.
gorbot by Jimmy April 9, 2004