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festered wookis

i herad this word from my brother in law
a festered wookis is a vaginal zit that is oozing a yellowish brown puss like substance
that hurts like a festered wookis.
by prankstamenace January 5, 2010
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fester chair

a dirty trash picked office chair that you think you can fix up when you can't. it probably carries numerous std's.
Doug: Just stop being so cheap and buy a real chair.
Steve: No way! I love fester chairs.
by Ocyrus April 20, 2011
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Fester Fuck

Fester Fuck (n): A cluster fuck of a situation that one ignores until either, (a) the conditions of the situation begin to fester like a wound smelling of geriatric diapers and almonds, or (b) it becomes an unmitigated chunderstorm.
That hoarder's place up the street is literally rotting under a 10 year layer of broken dreams and apathy. It is an absolute fester fuck over there.
by Dr. Chunder May 17, 2013
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Fasterblast

The second day of phoning work explaining absense,the illness had progressed,from bum blasting to fasterblast
by zico123 April 16, 2014
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festerous

Meaning to decay and cause discomfort. To become painful or infected, or becomes worse as time passes.
The sound became festerous.

My job is festerous.
by Ares2014 May 23, 2014
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fster

A mix between "fister" and "faster". With "fister" meaning Fisting and "faster" as said during sexual intercourse. To Be Honest, I just came up with this in a skype call.
Girl: "Fster! Go fster!"
by MooshNipple May 29, 2015
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Fester

A person or a group (Festers) of people attending Coachella festival. Now referred to as Coachella.
Festers have landed in Indio, ready to brave the sand and party to the music!
by BabyKan June 9, 2016
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