4 finger breach

The act of wiping your asshole with a thin piece of toilet paper and then having it tear mid wipe.

Ryan:“Hey man how was your shit this morning in the office bathroom?” Elijah: “oh it was terrible. I did the 4 finger breach on accident and got shit all over my hand.”

by Rick HARAMBE January 2, 2018

five finger discount

Stealing.

The punishment for thievery in certain middle eastern countries possibly includes cutting off all five fingers from the hand that stole the goods. Hence, your discounted price of $0 includes five of your fingers, or a "five finger discount".

by diesel weasel May 16, 2013

fingerbanger

a. a woman who digitally masturbates with intensity
b. a term of insult, especially to a man

Elise doesn't use vibrators as she's quite the accomplished fingerbanger.

Hey, you fuckin' little fingerbanger! Get your Geo Metro out of my driveway!

by Melonmuncher March 5, 2006

finger tits

Popular juvenile term likening small, pointy breasts to a finger through a length of fabric.

Did you see the new girl in class? She sure does has an obvious set of finger tits!

by Mojave April 28, 2005

two girls one finger

A disturbing video in which two asian girls use each others fingers to make the other one puke into their mouth, followed by one laying a huge brick in the others mouth, then them both swapping it between each others mouths.

I saw two girls one finger, my life will always feel hollow from now...

by lewok January 4, 2008

Hawiian-style middle finger

Act of flipping someone off (the bird) using your ring finger rather than the middle. Also see Hawiian bird

Kilikopela used the Hawiian-style middle finger on the school playground much like his ancestors used upon Captain Cooks arrival.

by Chris Venus November 11, 2006

finger me

What you say to someone when you want their Butterfinger.

Dude one: "Dude! I got so many Butterfingers on Halloween!"
Dude two: "Dude! Finger me!"

by boozifer December 20, 2014