faggoted on

to have something unlikely happen to you that results in tragedy. a bad beat.

when marshall dropped his keys and they fell into the storm drain, he was faggoted on.

when shane had pocket aces and went all in against scott's pocket 10's, and scott caught a 10 on the flop, shane was faggoted on.

by Your Boy Stoops May 23, 2008

faggomite

so much fag if it exploded it'd get gay everywhere.

Arronx is such a faggomite, man – dude it just waiting to blow.

by Total Dick May 13, 2010

Faggonometry

The act of adding, subtracting, multiplying, or dividing faggots.

Today, class, we're gonna learn how to do faggonometry!

Foggonometry is my favorite subject in school.

by THAT_CRAZY_BITCH_666 May 3, 2016

faggot

a bundle of sticks

jimmy get that faggot out of the woods

by kevis-jeans October 30, 2017

faggot filter

A person who hears the sexual or gay parts of every conversation

Person 1: I heard that Kevin has a huge dong.
Faggot Filter: Did someone say "huge dong"?

by 3liteHaxor June 8, 2018

faggot

a derogatory word used for gay people originating in the U.S, in 1914. the shortened term, "fag", was used to refer to cigarettes, so they lengthened it and used the word to describe rolling gay people up in carpets and setting the top on fire like a cigarette.

Guy 1: he's such a faggot.
Girl 1: dude you can't say that word unless you're gay!
Guy 1: why not? it's just a word.
Girl 1: that's what they called gay people after they rolled them up in a carpet and burned them alive. i don't even say that word and i'm lesbian.
Guy 1: oh shit that's fucked up

by an.educated.person May 21, 2020

faggot

me

person: hey bug r u a faggot?
me: yes i am.

by wilbursootisasimp December 20, 2020