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ejaculection

Blowing up your political career because of sexual misbehavior.
Politician Anthony Weiner just had a premature ejaculection. The crotch shot lies are turning him into a pariah with his fellow Congressional democrats.

He's right behind John Edwards whose ejaculection just got him indicted.
by euphemismo November 23, 2011
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Ejaculacial

When you go stay at a Swedish ice hotel with your girlfriend, and shoot your semen all over her face. The next morning it's frozen like a phantom of the opera mask.
We woke up, and she had an ejaculacial!
by Peloton Not Offended September 4, 2013
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ejnihachu

ejnihachu Is a amazing, wholesome person who deserves the world!
They make wonderful edits. Their one of the best <3
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by ejnihachufpp October 30, 2021
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beer ejack

when your beer suddenly decides to foam up and over the bottle top, -whether a fresh beer or not! (fresh having the most 'vigor'!)

-like the human version, one can never know EXACTLY at what moment this messy event is going to occur! if you're lucky, you can get your mouth over the bottle, before you get the 'pee'!! (-sometimes one can 'put this carbonation to work' (see action, my reaction!) for 'giggles'!)
eyeing beer suspiciously...one second! i think i'm in for a beer ejack!

my beer did a beer ejack, i had to hit the 'porcelain room' to

'mop up'!!

a salesman was in foolsley's selling beer ejack gloves!!
by michael foolsley February 26, 2010
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preflop ejaculation

1. (n.) The absurd practice of betting inordinate sums of money before the flop is shown in Texas Hold'em 2. To go all in before the flop.
Can you believe McSpell? Betting $60 before the flop, and all he was sitting on was pocket twos. He must suffer from preflop ejaculation
by TommyOkktane January 6, 2004
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ejaculata

to spunt, to shoot like the mahfah' 4th of July lots of liquidnutz.
by Chodi October 30, 2003
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ejacupoop

If I catch any one of you ejacupooping...
by vwoxy May 28, 2011
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