1. A song by the Arctic Monkeys
2. Usually a girl who suddenly starts crying (light how lightning suddenly strikes) to get attention, to be forgiven for something that they have no excuse for or to make people feel sorry for them. They might do it during a break-up, argument ect.
3. A descriptive phrase used to describe a girl who’s crying, cussing her makeup (especially massacre) to run down her face and form patterns that look like lightning bolts.
2. Usually a girl who suddenly starts crying (light how lightning suddenly strikes) to get attention, to be forgiven for something that they have no excuse for or to make people feel sorry for them. They might do it during a break-up, argument ect.
3. A descriptive phrase used to describe a girl who’s crying, cussing her makeup (especially massacre) to run down her face and form patterns that look like lightning bolts.
1. Crying lightning is my favourite song.
2. She always starts to cry lightning when she and her boyfriend are arguing
3. Last night at the party Abbie looked like she’d been crying lightning after her she caught her boyfriend cheating on her
2. She always starts to cry lightning when she and her boyfriend are arguing
3. Last night at the party Abbie looked like she’d been crying lightning after her she caught her boyfriend cheating on her
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a social gathering in which one watches movies. typically including but not limited to hairspray, insidious, and mamma mia 2. also where one eats corn dogs, listens to the star spangled banner why whitney houston, and cries on the kitchen floor.
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Cryp- mixed messages;lies
Dick- Thinks with his-;Is a-
A crypdick may also be one or any number of the following: playa,gimp,wannabe,manwhore,waste of perfectly good space
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Cryp- mixed messages;lies
Dick- Thinks with his-;Is a-
A crypdick may also be one or any number of the following: playa,gimp,wannabe,manwhore,waste of perfectly good space
Get rid.
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A form of self manipulation in which the person is so sad that he uses his own tears as lubrication but while in the act realizes how sad yet funny his predicament is and he begins to laugh at himself.
A form of self manipulation in which the person is so sad that he uses his own tears as lubrication but while in the act realizes how sad yet funny his predicament is and he begins to laugh at himself.
Billy had a girl he liked stolen from him and the only way he could relive his feelings was to crylaughterbate.
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'Dude that cryptochronica had me talking to myself at work the other day'
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