clam puff

The small burst of air released from a vagina when the kegel muscles are flexed forcefully causing the meat curtains to flap. (aka. pussy fart)

She got so excited that she started clam puffing until I timmed her.

by Gagaster August 31, 2011

Clam cough

When a female expunges air from her vagina.

During yoga class, our instructor clam coughed; it sounded like a small trumpet and some folks applauded.

by Halc March 4, 2014

smashing clams

When two females’, slam into each other in the scissor position.

Yo Gertrude, smashing clams with you is so enlightening.

by KatSeren January 23, 2018

bush clam

A particularly fishy smelling and hairy vagina

Last night Cathy presented me her bush clam,I proudly took one for the team.

by Bmn1965 May 20, 2019

clam garden

The female equivalent of a sausage party.

Hey Susie let’s get out of here this place is a real clam garden.
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by the swaggy 89 February 21, 2017

ramming the clam

A slang term used for female masturbation, esp. when using a sex toy such as a vibrator.

Dude, I accidentally walked in on my sister ramming the clam last night. I'm going to be having nightmares for months.

by aoedima June 10, 2012

clam gobbler

Another term for a lesbian.

That chick isn't into dudes...she's a clam gobbler.

by bsslegel March 6, 2010