Captain Morgan

The act of farting in someone's face while your leg is propped up.

Dude I totally had to Captain Morgan him

by FKRPrints October 3, 2013

Captain Japeye

1.A penis
2.Captain Birdseye's ill fated named cousin

ooo Captain Japeye is givin u a salute

by MeAd November 3, 2003

Captain Camel toe

You know those women who wear their pants so high that they get a camel toe? Thats right! They have the power to look and act repulsive!!!! Their love handles stick out so when they wadle near you, you get slam hogged in the face.

Katie: "Eww look!"
James: "What?"
Katie: "Captain Camel toe is in town!"
James: "Flaps ahoy!"
Katie: "Hahahaha!"
James: "hehehe!"

by Katie Kolosiekago May 23, 2007

Skinny Captain

A rum and coke served with Diet Coke and Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

I asked for a Skinny Captain, but the bartender said he was out of Diet Coke

by eyelukard December 9, 2008

The Captain

see also Captain Magenta

"The Captain has arrived"

by CJ September 5, 2004

captain crunch

when you are performing oral sexual acts on a girl and solid vaginal discharge enters your mouth giving you a crunchy delight.

Wow Gina gave me sum captain crunch last nite!

by Swales February 8, 2007

captain crash

To 'go down with the ship' when crashing a bicycle, skateboard, tricycle, etc.

My little boy captain crashed his trike but did all he could to land the jump.

by Mark Shackelford June 11, 2007