Apple Computers

Made by a dumbass to be used by a dumbass

Opposite of PC which is made by a Nerd With No Life to be used by a Nerd With No Life

Apple Computers User: uhhhh... how do I open this file?

PC User: Time to download porn...

by The dude who tries to use neither May 29, 2008

apple bottoms

buttox of a woman that resemble the sexual image of a beautiful tropical apple.

i wanna hit dat bitch from the apple bottoms. damm!!

by Samuel the shigadeidei December 28, 2005

Apple Cup

an annual football game played by the Cougs and the Huskies in Washington state.

Yeah, the cougars beat the huskies again in the Apple Cup!

by Bryan Thomson December 28, 2005

Apple Valley

A burb of the twin cities
affectionatly called
-Happy Valley
-The Valley

"nothing bad ever happens in Happy Valley"
"I'm headed back to The Valley next week"



Apple Valley

by cFang April 7, 2009

road apple

One of the essential ingredients for a friendly game of barnyard golf.

After collecting a few road apples, we had a game of barnyard golf.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

apple computer

the company that manufactures the Mac and I-pod

by Paul Thundergod July 3, 2003

ass apples

roids so big they look like a grove of apples

that bitch bent over and i could see her damn ass apples

by tnxanadu April 18, 2005