when a man puts his penis in a womans ass like the nozzle of a gas pump, then urinates in her as if he was filling a car with gasoline. then he puts a dildo in her ass to act ass the gas cap. he then sits on her back while she crawls around making car noises and he moves his dick around like a gearshift.
by wherearemyparents April 13, 2020
Get the dirty gearshiftmug. by Weepatsy69 January 17, 2022
Get the Dirty marjmug. by Big doctor R April 19, 2020
Get the Dirty rohinmug. When 2 lesbians play tug of war with anal beads for pleasure, than the loser of the match will be fingered really hard till they squirt.
by RobertGotServed September 27, 2017
Get the Dirty Henricksonmug. The act of taking a shit in someone's mouth at close range while, simultaneously, pissing on a live electrical wire. Optimal timing of both shit and piss will cause both participants to be electricuted during the act.
Tom: "Did you hear how Wilf and Timmy celebrated Valentine's Day?"
Bob: "No."
Tom: "They performed a successful Dirty Zeus."
Bob: "Those magnificent bastards."
Tom: "All hail the god of lightning!"
Bob: "No."
Tom: "They performed a successful Dirty Zeus."
Bob: "Those magnificent bastards."
Tom: "All hail the god of lightning!"
by Air Base Hooker February 15, 2019
Get the Dirty Zeusmug. The act of sneezing, and cumming at the same time resulting in a heavy nose bleed which is then used as lubricant for round two.
by The OG dirty Adan May 5, 2021
Get the Dirty Adanmug. 1. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue before performing oral sex.
2. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue then performs oral sex on another woman, before the act of penetration.
2. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue then performs oral sex on another woman, before the act of penetration.
1. I let that elderly woman give me a dirty ashtray.
2. I brought home two elderly women to experience the dirty ashtray.
2. I brought home two elderly women to experience the dirty ashtray.
by The Resinators September 2, 2013
Get the Dirty Ashtraymug.