Welfare Watcher

A person who collects welfare, spends their whole cheque on booze and drugs and then does nothing for a month, then decides to sit on their porch the last week of the month to wait for their next welfare cheque so they can blow that on more booze and drugs and the like. Not to be confused with someone who's just on welfare. They can usually be seen starting the last Monday, or second last Monday of the month sitting on their porch from 8 am to 4 pm (or at least 2 hours AFTER the mail has gone around). Typically they will not leave their porch for any reason, even for alcohol, and as such will have it delivered to their home via beer delivery trucks.

Welfare Watcher: BILLY! Get me another beer! The mails coming around, and send your sister to the bank to cash it as soon as it gets here!

by XDoggStrafe September 15, 2009

Wank Watcher

The bathroom attendant at a strip club who's real purpose is to make sure you don't spend too much "time" in the toilet, ie masturbating.

I was going to bust a nut in the bathroom of this strip club but they had a wank watcher in the toilet, how disappointing.

by Sexxxy Beast March 1, 2015

Bird Watching

Commonly referenced toward a guy in prison who hangs out within eyesight of the urinals to look at other males penises. Can also apply to the same activity being conducted in public areas where troth style urinals are employed.

Hey bro, mind your stick that fun boy is "bird watching." See him trying to act like that wall is the most fascinating thing thing in the world?

by Heathen Minded January 2, 2012

watch this

Something said right before a person does something amazingly stupid.

In the military it takes a quantum leap. with high explosives, high performance aircraft and situations that will get you killed in a heartbeat.

along with "based on my experience" "I've made a decision" "trust me" and "watch this"

It reaches another level if the MFer is smiling, chuckling or laughting.

The most dangerous thing in the US Army is a warrant officer AH-64 Apache pilot chuckling and saying "watch this"

by Alpino August 10, 2012

whatcha goos doin dere eh

Minnesotan phrase meaning "What are you guys doing?" Used primarily in Minnesota and Michigan. The Canadian accent spoken in Minnesota attributes to this pronunciation of this kickass phrase.

An Example Of "WHATCHA GOOS DOIN DERE EH"

*After Jon sees Ron tie up some dude to a chair and strap a Gasoline bottle onto him*

Jon: "Whatcha guys doin dere EHHHHHHH????????"
Ron: "I dun nah"
Jon: "EHHHHHH????????? What de fack yah TAHKIN 'boot?"

*Ron Shrinks Jon down with a Shrink Ray to 12 inches tall*

Jon: "De boost 'vention to edder cewm 'oot a Da-Troy Meeesh-er-goon, EHHHHH????????? De Shrink 'Ay is GAAAAAAHD"

by Da Wizard Of OZ December 14, 2009

Cock Watch

1. When a member of the female gender is on the prowl looking for a cock for the night. She may be inclined to contact long lost hookups, or she even may go trolling for penis at a local bar. Since men are typically easier to convince, the female on cock watch must be duly noted as she is most likely a siff dirty slut.
2. Also know as penis watch

“While on cock watch, the slut scrambled through her cell phone to find a suitable penis for the night.”

"Listen bitch, you weren't out with your friends to dance, you were on cock watch."

by HeathRA October 21, 2008

bird watching

To get high, or to smoke weed.

Hey guys wanna "bird watch"
Lets go for a walk so we can go "bird watching"

by birdwatcher. August 29, 2011