Sober Wasted

When you choose to stay sober (because you're either lightweight or pregnant), but pretend to be wasted with everyone who is getting drunk.

Girl #1: Everyone is getting drunk, wats wrong wit chu gurl? It looks like you wasted but you hasnt drunken all night...
Girl #2: I'm gettin' sober wasted!
Girl #1: why tho?!
Girl #2: I'm preggo!

by no_nameyo May 19, 2013

Sugar Wasted

The act of getting drunk off of a major sugar rush

Guy 1: Bro did u see anna last night? She was so sugar wasted!

Guy 2: No Way! So was Bridgett!

by ZeroCool096 March 5, 2011

wase

One armed kangaroo poacher.

I person with one arm that illigally kills kangaroo's.

by Mike Owen January 7, 2005

White School Girl Wasted

Becoming so intoxicated that you dance like a dirty whore, hook up with several people, become extremely annoying, lose memory, and vomit profusely at the end of the night. After becoming white school girl wasted, females believe that they are much cooler for having doing so and brag to their friends for days.

"Yolanda can't handle her alcohol, and has become white school girl wasted! She's kissing other girls!!"

by MDYM October 3, 2011

chocolate wasted

when you're fucked up by CHOCOLATE over dosage. directions: buy a shitload of chocolate food products. it does NOT have to be plain chocolate: it can be cake, brownies, ice cream, etc....this is something extremely cool people do to have fun on Saturday nights.

me: Hey Liam, wanna get chocolate wasted on saturday?
liam: uhhh what?
me: you know??? when you eat a shitload of chocolate and you are wasted off it!!

by lildots22 September 26, 2011

Wasted

What you feel like on a Friday night after you roll too many doobs.

"Whoa man, (puff,cough) im wasted dude!"

by Hugh Jass April 18, 2004

white girl wasted

To be high from ingesting a lot of cocaine. White girl = cocaine. Wasted = fucked up. Many people incorrectly use the term "white girl wasted" to refer to partying heavily with marijuana and/or alcohol, thinking that their inebriated state is comparable to the inebriated state of a high school white girl discovering Parrot Bay for the first time. The use of "white boy wasted" is the correct slang for this meaning, as the term "white boy" holds with it no connotations of cocaine.

"Yo man is your dude comin thru with that soft?"

"Chea! Soon as he rolls up we gettin white girl wasted!"

by KingVic420 December 18, 2012