Definitions by lildots22

chocolate wasted

when you're fucked up by CHOCOLATE over dosage. directions: buy a shitload of chocolate food products. it does NOT have to be plain chocolate: it can be cake, brownies, ice cream, etc....this is something extremely cool people do to have fun on Saturday nights.

me: Hey Liam, wanna get chocolate wasted on saturday?
liam: uhhh what?
me: you know??? when you eat a shitload of chocolate and you are wasted off it!!

chocolate wasted by lildots22 September 26, 2011

scoot cricket 

people who usually have the name nora who scootch along benches making cricket noises.

Man, look at that slampig, she's bein' such a scoot cricket .

scoot cricket by lildots22 October 6, 2010