scoot cricket

people who usually have the name nora who scootch along benches making cricket noises.
Man, look at that slampig, she's bein' such a scoot cricket .
by lildots22 October 06, 2010
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chocolate wasted

when you're fucked up by CHOCOLATE over dosage. directions: buy a shitload of chocolate food products. it does NOT have to be plain chocolate: it can be cake, brownies, ice cream, etc....this is something extremely cool people do to have fun on Saturday nights.
me: Hey Liam, wanna get chocolate wasted on saturday?
liam: uhhh what?
me: you know??? when you eat a shitload of chocolate and you are wasted off it!!
by lildots22 September 26, 2011
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