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Turtledove

A woman who is a thief. She will get a job as a maid stay for one days work and steal as much as she can before she leaves and moves on to her next victim.
She is not only a thief but a turtledove.
by Jessica elaine June 12, 2018
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turtle head

the little hard piece of shit at the very tip of ones butt hole
damn, i can't walk, i have a turtle head
by reyrey October 29, 2003
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Pole Turtle

a. A turtle that can sometimes be seen on top of a tall pole in the Midwest. When you see a turtle on top of a tall pole, you think:

Well, you know it didn't get up there by itself.
It must not know what to do now that it's up there.
And what asshole put it up there in the first place?
b. Can refer to a person similar questions can be applied to.
Tim: Wow, Sara Palin's an idiot.
Alex: Yeah, she's a total pole turtle.
by Sugarfreepixiestick December 9, 2008
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turtle smoke

"turtle smoke in the air, girls up in here with no underwear. Old enough to know better, but young enough to not care"
by B Smizz June 7, 2005
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Title Fairy

A mythical being of undefined orgian, usualy found on Vbulliten based forums.
The Title Fairy is known to randomly change forum members user titles.
These changes can be humerous, postive, negative, or simply random. They can occur at anytime, and for any reason.
The Title Fairy changed my user title to: Nissed as a Pewt
by Moppie February 18, 2008
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Turtle

Turtle (v) - to hunt for turtles. If you can fish for fish, crab for crabs, whale for whales and even shark for sharks, why can't you turtle a turtle. Exactly.

Syn: Tortugar
Mairead and I decided to go turtling in the Mississippi River for a week in the summer.

Trayer loves to turtle.

Babatunde went out to the Port of Long Beach and turtled.
by Whitem@il November 30, 2011
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Titlexia

1. When you reach for the right boob and uncontrollably grab the left one.

2. When you can't read unless your face is resting on a breas
It isn't an addiction, it is a disease, but with hard work and a loving circle of supportive friends we will beat Titlexia together
by Glenydotcom March 15, 2014
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