A man who, while under the influence of alcohol or other mind-altering substances, masturbates and uses his tears as lubricant. A tear jerker may also be defined as a date or encounter with a woman which results in the afore mentioned definition.
This idea is referenced, but not directly named, in the popular film, "Waiting...".
This idea is referenced, but not directly named, in the popular film, "Waiting...".
A dialogue from the movie, "Waiting...".
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Dean: Calvin, what happens with every girl you're interested in? Nothing! You take them out, you pay for everything - you never make a move!
Monty: And then you go home... alone... to masturbate... while you cry... using your own tears as lubricant.
Calvin: Ok that was once... and I was drunk... and it was Valentine's Day.
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Calvin is a total tear jerker.
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Dean: Calvin, what happens with every girl you're interested in? Nothing! You take them out, you pay for everything - you never make a move!
Monty: And then you go home... alone... to masturbate... while you cry... using your own tears as lubricant.
Calvin: Ok that was once... and I was drunk... and it was Valentine's Day.
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Calvin is a total tear jerker.
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What the fuck do you think it means? Tear it down! Don't reform it. Don't rehabilitate it. Don't replace it with the same damn thing. Tear it the fuck down!
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"TEAR IT DOWN!"
"Port of Olympia!"
"TEAR IT DOWN!"
"Port of Olympia!"
"TEAR IT DOWN!"
"TEAR IT DOWN!"
"Port of Olympia!"
"TEAR IT DOWN!"
"Port of Olympia!"
"TEAR IT DOWN!"
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When those {tearers} where uspecting us we had to start speaking slangs.
{tearers} should learn to have mercy on ppl sometimes
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{tearers} should learn to have mercy on ppl sometimes
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Get the tear a sneak mug.1. In 1973, an epic tank battle took place where an Israeli tank division destroyed over 500 Syrian tanks and thus called the Valley of Tears.
2. An open space of land where those who got owned go to cry.
2. An open space of land where those who got owned go to cry.
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