Two in the gooer, one in the sewer
Two in the slit, one in the shit
Two in the pie, one in the eye
Two in the grass, one in the ass
Two in the bowl, one in the hole
Two in the fish, one in the dish
Two in the slit, one in the shit
Two in the pie, one in the eye
Two in the grass, one in the ass
Two in the bowl, one in the hole
Two in the fish, one in the dish
by Tim Towers November 23, 2003
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After being mildly kicked in the balls, you think to yourself, "That wasn't as bad as it could've been!" Then you get hit by an after shock.
After being mildly kicked in the balls, you think to yourself, "That wasn't as bad as it could've been!" Then you get hit by an after shock.
John: Ok *cough cough* I'm gonna be OK... wait... oh god...
Frank: What dude?
John: *cough* After shock!
Frank: What dude?
John: *cough* After shock!
by benormous May 4, 2006
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by Rod pimp c January 28, 2005
Get the shock it like its hot mug.This is when two shockers one with the right hand and one with the left are combined to create the "delta shocker".
by supaking January 11, 2006
Get the Delta Shocker mug.The Hand Symbol used at the University of Houston.
aka "The Cougar Sign"
The cougar sign, made by folding in the ring finger of the hand towards the palm, has several stories explaining its meaning. The true story of its origin, however, dates back to 1953, the first time UH played the University of Texas in football. Since this was their first meeting, members of Alpha Phi Omega, the service fraternity in charge of taking care of Shasta I, the university's mascot, brought her to the game. During the trip, Shasta's front paw was caught in the car door and one toe was cut off. At the game, members of the opposing team discovered what had happened and began taunting UH players by holding up their hands with the ring finger bent, saying UH's mascot was an invalid and so were our players. Texas went on to win this game 28-7. UH students were very upset by this and began using the sign as notice that they would never let UT forget the incident. Fifteen years later, at their second meeting, the UH Cougars, proudly holding up the now adopted symbol of UH pride, fought Texas to a 20-20
UH did not play Texas again for eight years, our first year as members of the Southwest Conference. The Cougars were on a mission, and in front of 77,809 spectators (at that time the largest crowd ever in attendance at Memorial Stadium) slammed the lid on the disgrace Texas had attempted to put upon UH 23 years earlier. The final score was the University of Houston Cougars, 30, the Texas Longhorns, 0.
aka "The Cougar Sign"
The cougar sign, made by folding in the ring finger of the hand towards the palm, has several stories explaining its meaning. The true story of its origin, however, dates back to 1953, the first time UH played the University of Texas in football. Since this was their first meeting, members of Alpha Phi Omega, the service fraternity in charge of taking care of Shasta I, the university's mascot, brought her to the game. During the trip, Shasta's front paw was caught in the car door and one toe was cut off. At the game, members of the opposing team discovered what had happened and began taunting UH players by holding up their hands with the ring finger bent, saying UH's mascot was an invalid and so were our players. Texas went on to win this game 28-7. UH students were very upset by this and began using the sign as notice that they would never let UT forget the incident. Fifteen years later, at their second meeting, the UH Cougars, proudly holding up the now adopted symbol of UH pride, fought Texas to a 20-20
UH did not play Texas again for eight years, our first year as members of the Southwest Conference. The Cougars were on a mission, and in front of 77,809 spectators (at that time the largest crowd ever in attendance at Memorial Stadium) slammed the lid on the disgrace Texas had attempted to put upon UH 23 years earlier. The final score was the University of Houston Cougars, 30, the Texas Longhorns, 0.
by Sleazy E May 13, 2005
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A woman who does shocking things to get attention.
Just like a dj who says/does things to get ratings or get a rise out of people, it's like that.
It's a sub-category of being an attention whore. She is needy, she is unsettled, she doesnt know what she wants in life, so instead, she gets off on wanting to shock her friends/family to get the much need sympathy she craves and deserves. she wants someone to bail her out of her doldrums.
The source of this behavior comes from not getting the attention she wanted/needed from her dad during the ages of 12-16.
Our shock whore would not only get a crack-tat, she would get the tat IN her crack.
A woman who does shocking things to get attention.
Just like a dj who says/does things to get ratings or get a rise out of people, it's like that.
It's a sub-category of being an attention whore. She is needy, she is unsettled, she doesnt know what she wants in life, so instead, she gets off on wanting to shock her friends/family to get the much need sympathy she craves and deserves. she wants someone to bail her out of her doldrums.
The source of this behavior comes from not getting the attention she wanted/needed from her dad during the ages of 12-16.
Our shock whore would not only get a crack-tat, she would get the tat IN her crack.
"Just look at what Tiffany is up to now. She is dating a black man just to piss off her dad. What a Shock Whore."
by Dating Tips for Men April 30, 2008
Get the Shock Whore mug.When a dude is kindly pleasuring his man friend and decides to surprise him by quickly inserting his pinky, ring finger, and middle finger into his anus and looping the thumb and pointer finger around his mangina, stroking it ever so gently. This should "shock" him, seeing as how three fingers are A LOT of fingers to have in the ass at one time. I meeeeeeeeeean its freaking crazy!!
The other night my roomate Ryan was having sex with is life partner, Roberto, and all of a sudden i heard a scream as though someone was getting electrocuted; I bet he was kind enough to give Roberto the Ryan Shocker!
by Tyrus Thomas May 8, 2006
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