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Porter

A professional scammer ... will act like a gentlemen but will feast ur belongings/financials
Fuck me I got Porter’d by another Nigerian Prince Email
That guy just taken my last chip ... Porter Bastard
I love him so much ... he’s porter’d my heart
by BLUEYEDB October 30, 2020
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Pootergeist

When you go to the toilet and flush, but there's a peice of toilet paper with dookie on it that twirls around and doesn't go down.
Oh man, I went for a number 2 and had to deal with a pootergeist!
by Perry B November 27, 2020
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Porter

A sweet, loving, caring man. He will always be by your side whenever you need him. Always come to him when you need help. He will check up on you and apologize when he has done something to upset you. He can be sensitive if he things you’re mad at him and he will ask if you are. Please never be mad at a man named this he is so sweet.
Person1: oh I really like porter.
Person2: ikr he is so kind and respectful.
by Actually.how_about.no November 30, 2020
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Pester

Here's a top 10 red flags if you hear the Pester preaching (if s/he has minimum one of these red flags, it means s/he's a pester):
1. They teach you "Prosperity Theology", "Hypergrace", or any similar theology
2. They're so bigoted and racist as fuck: They think other religion/spirituality beliefs, lukewarm believer, non-believer, LGBTIQ++++, or anything against their religious value are evil and must go to hell. AND THEY HAVE A BALL TO PREACH THEIR BIGOTRY AND RACISM PUBLICLY, EITHER IN FRONT OF THEIR FOLLOWER/CONGREGATION OR THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA.
3. Because of Point #2, they're responsible to create moral panic and racism everywhere
4. They're hypocrite
5. They're trying to shut down any critical thinking
6. They're cult leader, not a religious preacher or spiritual teacher (but they claim if they're religious preacher or spiritual teacher)
7. They're cherrypicking the Scripture (or any religious/spiritual books) and interpret it whatever they wish instead of telling the truth
8. They've a hedonistic living (just like secular fake gurus)
9. They're charlatan smart-ass (just like secular fake gurus)
10. They don't give a single shit about you, they just want your money and your attachment
by Sir. B January 19, 2021
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Pester

A satirical misspelling of Pastor. Pester means religious or spiritual fake guru
Here's a top 10 red flags if you hear the Pester preaching (if s/he has minimum one of these red flags, it means s/he's a pester):
1. They teach you "Prosperity Theology", "Hypergrace", or any similar theology
2. They're so bigoted and racist as fuck: They think other religion/spirituality beliefs, lukewarm believer, non-believer, romance and sex, LGBTIQ++++, or anything against their religious or spiritual value are evil and must go to hell. AND THEY HAVE A BALL TO PREACH THEIR BIGOTRY AND RACISM PUBLICLY, EITHER IN FRONT OF THEIR FOLLOWER/CONGREGATION OR THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA.
3. Because of Point #2, they're responsible to create moral panic and racism everywhere
4. They're hypocrite
5. They're trying to shut down any critical thinking
6. They're cult leader, not a religious preacher or spiritual teacher (but they claim if they're religious preacher or spiritual teacher)
7. They're cherrypicking the Scripture (or any religious/spiritual books) and interpret it whatever they wish instead of telling the truth
8. They've a hedonistic living (just like secular fake gurus)
9. They're charlatan smart-ass (just like secular fake gurus)
10. They don't give a single shit about you, they just want your money and your attachment
by Sir. B January 25, 2021
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Pooter Scooter

the streamer scootroo. thats all it is
oolu_: Pooter Scooter is a really great streamer
scootroo: ikr
by oolu_ February 4, 2021
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Pooter

A portmanteau of "poop" and "cooter" used to describe a male's g-spot.
I dropped my load off in his pooter and then he dropped two loads off in the toilet.
by knutjuice March 30, 2021
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