Dirty Pork Chop

highly discolored and deformed labia. Could be the result of not grooming, child birth, or giving up the pussy too much.

The labia look like a pork chop that has been cooked, and droped on the floor.

I was going to go down on her, but she was sporting a dirty pork chop

by Sonny Hooper April 12, 2004

Hand Pork

Hand porking is the art of porking a female with you're hand rather than with you're sausage meat. It can be performed using one finger, two, three or four fingers.

Luke - 'Hey bro, I pulled some skett last night. Totally Hand Porked that slag.'

Gav - 'You did what bro?'

Luke - 'Hand porked, I had four fingers deep inside that ho.'

by Gavanova October 2, 2011

sellin pork

Knowing when someone is Lying ,or catching somebody in a lie

TRAVIS: "Mane i Hit ol guh from down da street Last night.."

RICK:"OH 4REAL"

JERRY: "Nigga Why You Sellin pork?"

by FREELILGUDDA February 4, 2013

Jimmy Dean's pork sausage

The Penis.

That new receptionist is all about getting some of Jimmy Dean's pork sausage!

by nervegas May 1, 2010

Pulling Pork

Pulling Pork: (v.) to pull on a mans penis in a painful way, most commonly not done with your hand, possibly performed with string, pliers, or hedgeclippers.

John pissed Sally off so Sally attached a string to John's penis and a car and pulled his pork by driving away in the opposite direction.

Pulling Pork has become a popular sport at RIT.

by Clareeeee October 21, 2005

Eating Pork

To eat or suck on a womans vagina

Andrew: I really enjoy eating pork
Pat: Yes its about time you did it
Andrew: Forget BBQ with Tad

by Totalownage1432 May 9, 2008

packing pork

Someone God has obviously favored with a large penis - so obvious in fact that this guy must always buy baggy pants and even so, they are filled to capacity.

Would you look at that guy!!!! He's packing pork big time - enough to supply my Bar-B-Q all summer long. Mmmmm, mmmmmmmm - slurperoo.

by Queen of Heaven February 6, 2008