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failed orgasm

A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.
Ahh shit! BJ was jacking me off, and then he gave me a failed orgasm!
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
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orgas

a tangible gift that causes a sensation within the body, which cannot be described by any other word but orgasmic and titilating
after recieving orgas, i realized all my jizz went to a friggin cup folder.
by Anonymous March 24, 2003
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dirty orgasm

to expel feces through the anus while reaching sexual climax.
by Jeff January 23, 2003
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Music Orgasm

The so called orgasm you get when listening to music. This happens right before the chorus or your favourite part of the song.
John: "OMG I just had a music orgasm when Katey Perry Song (I Kissed a Girl) came on.
Fred: "Thats crazy dude me too"
by Lefan Markus February 22, 2009
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1/8th orgasm

If a person sneezes, or suddenly pops out a severley unexpected shit - they can experiance 1/8th of an orgasm from the sheer fright and suprise of the moment.
'Oh my god Bruce, I just did a nasty shit and had 1/8th orgasm!!!!'
by Alexis the great January 6, 2009
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Orgasm

She had an orgasm whilst cuddling with the pillow.
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organics

Produce & products whom lure potential comsumers into a state of hypochondria & slap the word "organic" on a lable to justify jacking prices sky-high. While the company lable may be new or not well known, almost all are contracted by big-name corperations who monopolize smaller businesses & consolidate their products to reduce competition. Though not labeled "organic," bottled water fits into this category.
"Organic foods are a money scam, like bottled water. All the benefits are theoretical at best. The people who study them don't even read into both sides of the story; they're just good-natured health-nuts who feel justified at wasting money. I've been to an all-organics store before, you could go broke on that kind of living....where everything on the menu is one big placibo."
by Lai-Lai June 28, 2006
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