Helenafied [milf]

Certified Milf

Yo man, did you see Gunther's mom? She's straight Helenafied milf.

by Halftime Headwringer May 28, 2009

mandy miles

An exaggeration of running distance characterized as longer than standard miles. 1.5 mandy miles = approximately 1 mile.

"There is no way Jade ran 3 miles in 20 minutes... they must have been mandy miles!"

by vidivision3d April 17, 2010

Baja Miles

The mileage history of a woman's pussy when she has been fucked a lot.

I fucked this girl that I thought was a virgin, that pussy turned to have some baja miles on it. I felt like I tossed a hot dog down a hallway.

by 760McLovin February 11, 2018

MILF

1) The Moro Islamic Liberation Front. This group is an Islamic insurgency in the southern Phillipines.

2) Mother I'd Like to Fuck.

Hey, did you hear about the terrorist attack in Manila by the MILF. Yeah, the MILF is full of suicide bombers.

Oh yeah, and there are a bunch of MILFs in Manila, too.

by mandavoshka July 28, 2010

Miles

A cleptomaniac douchebag who has the gay AIDS.

Hey, do you have any money?
No, Miles stole it all, what a douche.

by SunnyJim123 May 14, 2018

milfeulle

Surrected by teenboy of gamefaqs. It was love at first sight.

User: You're a lucky guy teen.
Teeny: Yep.
Mil: :D

by LUEshi April 16, 2005

Fake MILF

A woman who looks like a milf from behind or from a distance, but is actually quite ugly when you see her up close and she is not a milf at all.

Person 1: Hmm, that woman with the pram looks hot. She's a real milf.

*Woman turns around*

Person 2: Na, look how ugly she is - she's a fake milf.

by MichaelToTheJ December 28, 2008