hoss evan jensen

he is a kid who hates everyone i know this because he is my son jk you thought suckers fuck you

hoss evan jensen means fuck you stop asking

by wdymmmmmm November 2, 2020

Pulling a Jenson

Calling in sick for the first 3 days back every time you take a vacation.

Tito called in sick after being gone for two weeks. "Dammit! Hes pulling a Jenson again!"

by Monfredi November 15, 2022

Smitty werben man jensen

He was #1!

It's Smitty werben man jensen he was #1!

by paperboy80 April 10, 2023

Mikkel ellegaard jensen

Beavo look a like. Has had the same haircut since birth. Mikkel ellegaard jensen is a background character who thinks he´s important. Mikkel ellegaard jensen aka Mikkel is also someone who is just there inhaling our oxygen and is a waste of space. BTW Mikkel is also best friends with the canteen lady.

OMG that no-one is a mikkel
Oh shit someone is breathing out Co2 what the hell
Jesus christ. I didnt see you there mikkel, u scared me
Someone not being see or heard is a mikkel ellegaard jensen

by Every person on earth and magn March 5, 2024

A warm George Jenson

the act of receiving analingus in an unexpected environment.

That bushpig gave him a warm George Jenson in pokie room at the feddo

by candypants raverslut June 19, 2025

Mr. Jenks

Mr. Jenks, the cool history teacher, is a captivating figure in the world of education. With his unruly salt-and-pepper beard and a twinkle in his eyes, he exudes a unique blend of wisdom, enthusiasm, and charisma that instantly captures the attention of his students.

His storytelling prowess is legendary. Whether it's recounting epic battles, highlighting the struggles of ordinary people during historical periods, or sharing intriguing anecdotes about famous personalities, Mr. Jenks has a way of painting vivid pictures with his words. He creates an immersive experience, transporting his students back in time, making them feel like firsthand witnesses to the events they study.

In the eyes of his students, Mr. Jenks is more than just a history teacher. He is a mentor, a guide, and a source of inspiration. His unconventional teaching methods and infectious enthusiasm for the subject have the power to transform even the most disinterested student into a history aficionado. Through his dedication and unique approach, Mr. Jenks leaves an indelible mark on the hearts and minds of his students, shaping them into lifelong learners and critical thinkers.

I was awoken from my sleep when Mr. Jenks started rambling about the Battle of Saratoga.

by ryshv February 12, 2024