Jenuson

A God like human being who is kind and humble

He is a jenuson when it comes to other problem

Jenuson by Jenocidejenuson November 22, 2021

Jenison Junior High school 

A school in the little town of spoiled White Christians ran by a principle that is super fun until you say something mildly incorrect then he turns into the spawn of Satan. But, not every thing is bad about this school you can pretty much get weed or alcohol from any of the sevies who have less than point five brain cells. I mean they are running the school like they own the place by blasting music with out the care in the world or just bringing fucking megaphones to school just to say the N-word into because they felt like it. But, once they get told to shut the fuck up by the eighth graders they do even dumber shit like yell coochie as they slam into a fucking locker. But, Mr.Cat-Dildo does jackshit about it until an eighth grader does it then it becomes the law of the land and you get in-house suspension for like month. Either or this god forsaken school cares about it's academics so much that even if the student cries himself/herself to sleep at their computer while doing three hours of homework that was just for one class nothing will be down about it and if your grades go under a C then you will be lucky if you don't get fucking bombarded by the slightly smart sevies taking one eighth grade class. So If you plan to go here, DON'T, RUN, HIDE! Get away as fast as possible unless you want drugs from the sevies or if you want to be in marching band, we have an good one of those.

Mom: I am so excited you are going to the Jenison Junior High School
student: Fuck!
Mom: Hey! we don't say that in my Christian household!

Jenison Junior High school by Welp, I guess it be like that March 9, 2020

Jenson Button 

Winner of the 2006 Hungarian Grand Prix. He got in there.

JENSON BUTTON WINS THE HUNGARIAN GRAND PRIX! GET IN THERE!

Jenson Button by Casey Graves January 27, 2009

Jenson 

the protoypical being ( perfect ) . You cannot get better than a jenson.

Girl: was the guy you slept with a jenson ?
Girl 2: No one will ever be as good as he was.

Jenson by Raddai March 31, 2008

jenson Manoeuvre 

This is an act, to perform it; is to have a reeffer/ joint. i.e the jenson manoeuvre!

When someone who has a joint is asked what they are doing, they reply "the jenson jenson Manoeuvre !" In a funny tone, enversise the word jenson Manoeuvre , it is all in presonal preference to make it your very own jenson Manoeuvre !

jenson Manoeuvre by Rafe & Beano November 8, 2003

Jenson 

Jenson is a very nice boy who loves to chat with friends and he is very kind. Jenson helps you through everything and is alway there when you need him. Never hurt jenson because he can be sensitive sometimes. he is cute and good looking and catches all of the girls!

Jenson is very cute. dont you think?

Jenson by reanneeee February 1, 2021

jenison junior high school 

a shitty school in the shitty town of jenison. most people are annoying ass christians and dont shut the fuck up about their youth groups. the principal sucks and people will probably call you a slur at some point. the white girls are hella annoying and have lots heat damage on they hair and half the dudes have no personality and get no action whatsoever LOL anyways i need fucking therapy from going to this school

jenison junior high school sucks ass

jenison junior high school by imup222nogood March 5, 2022