go to Jared
a phrase indicative of female beauty, as put into the public consciousness by the famous "He went to Jared" commercials.
go to Jared by ColonelColonel November 23, 2010
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Pull a Jared
You can pull a Jared by creepily asking for the mayonnaise to be slowly spread over your 6 inch. If wearing glasses, intensely stare over the frame at the "sandwich artist".
Pull a Jared by joemammy September 3, 2016
Jared
The most amazing guy you'll ever want to meet. A true gentleman. He may get angry at times but he would never harm a female and stands up for people who need it. If you're his girl, you should consider yourself the luckiest girl in the world because he's the best guy you could ever find. He loves to make his girl feel special and beautiful. He loves country music, MMA/UFC, and dorkish movies and TV shows like Star Wars and Family Guy. He has the cutest smile and the silliest laugh. He has a heart of gold and deserves the best!
Jared Kushner
1. Nepotism defined at its best.
2. Whom gets a clear pathway to Harvard by million dollar donations by your dad.
3. The one who bangs the president’s mistress( “total piece of ass”).
2. Whom gets a clear pathway to Harvard by million dollar donations by your dad.
3. The one who bangs the president’s mistress( “total piece of ass”).
Pulsar Suni: I can’t believe you believe you got an autograph from Roy Cohn.
Bhavana: Na, I actually got it from Jared Kushner
Pulsar Suni: Oh the pandemic lord and savior Kushner, it looks almost exact
Bhavana: Na, I actually got it from Jared Kushner
Pulsar Suni: Oh the pandemic lord and savior Kushner, it looks almost exact
Jared Kushner by -Franco April 11, 2020
Taylor Jardine
Taylor "Tay" Jardine, is one of the lead singers for the pop-punk band We Are The In Crowd. WATIC were signed to the label "Hopeless Records" in 2009. She was born March 7th 1991 in Liberty and attended Liberty High School as a teen. She has short(ish) brown hair, brown eyes and a nose ring. Her dress style usually consists of skinny jeans and band or Glamour Kills shirts. Her favorite animals are Pandas and Elephants. She is idolized by many people, and is overall a polite and loveable girl.
Taylor Jardine by TheLucyJones January 1, 2013
jarhead
A member of the United States Marine Corps. When used by civilians it could be considered derogatory, but it is used often among Marines.
The term originates from the "high and tight" haircut that many Marines have, which makes their head look like a jar. It did NOT originate from their uniform or cover.
The term originates from the "high and tight" haircut that many Marines have, which makes their head look like a jar. It did NOT originate from their uniform or cover.