jose alfredo chirinos

A man who is extremely hipster.He used to be skinny but now he has gained a few pounds.

He will always deny to be a hipster, but its on his blood. He wears small glasses, but in his heart he wishes they were as big as his hipster personality.

-Oh, i've never heard this song..have you?
-No...this must be a Jose Alfredo Chirinos type of song. Its too hipster.

by psrg January 23, 2014

Jose alvarez

Quick in bed
5 seconds
Big dick

Girl 1: My boyfriend is just like a Jose Alvarez in bed

by jojo776776 September 20, 2016

jose juan

2 Mexican names combined

Hey jose
Hey juan
Hey look it's jose juan

by Josejuanisthejuan November 30, 2016

jose

has a big penis and who get mostly a lot of girls

a jose mostly has nice pretty girl

by 77442266 June 6, 2017

Jodie

The man who is fucking your girlfriend, wife, life partner, or significant other while you are on any extended military training or deployment.

PVT Smith: Yo did you hear PVT Jones got Jodied last week?

by Badah9 August 10, 2019

Jodie

Jodie is the best person in the world and they are so beautiful and stunning they light up the room with there beautiful smile and most the time there soulmate ( the person there gonna marry ) first letter of there name begins with c

I love u Jodie

by I’m correct December 29, 2020

san jose

Full of midwesterners and Asians migrating to the Bay Area for dull tech jobs, San Jose boasts being the most expensive place you can't figure out why you spent your money on it in the nation, probably the world. Like smog? Like traffic? Like competing to go out and shop? Like "multiculturalism" without real diversity (i.e., diversity of income, mentality, thought, and expression)? Like seeing artists shuffled off to borning tech jobs because if they don't the city will brutally swallow them financially? Like a downtown that caters entirely to suburbanite commuters and then shuts down on Sunday, leaving nothing but bums and bummed renters? Like being close to a place just like where you are but with a dirty beach? Like a university that cares a rat's ass about the humanities but boasts that it "powers Silicon Valley" by providing no-brained training for jobs that anybody can learn and that corporations should pay to train people on? Like 5 types of cops on your block? Scared of urban life? Like cowtowns with Sushi? Like seeing friends sucked back into a hopeless vortex because San Jose "is all about the people"? Like men? Got rice? . . . Try San Jose! You'll love it.

San Jose took every last penny I had and all I got was this stupid jaywalking ticket.

San Francisco is San Jose's amusement park.

San Jose: Where $100 K equals $60 K almost anywhere else, but I still can't find anything edifying to spend it on . . . guess I'll go to Valley Fair and buy more clothes, or maybe those implants.

by James McGee August 24, 2006