Ivan has the biggest dick in the world n he makes bitches squirts left n righ💦🍆 He fucks bitches in the dark so yk he on go time😈😈
by anonymous March 9, 2023
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ishan is the god that keeps all of our sanity in tact. he preserves the natural world in order. he keeps everything balanced with his divine influence. his divinity and speed give him the most powerful tools marking him the greatest god of all time to ever be existent. ishan is the god. the best god. and the sexiest man with rizz.
ishan is the god of speed
ishan is the god that keeps all of our sanity in tact. he preserves the natural world in order. he keeps everything balanced with his divine influence. his divinity and speed give him the most powerful tools marking him the greatest god of all time to ever be existent. ishan is the god. the best god. and the sexiest man with rizz.
by ishanfollower1 March 15, 2023
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They have a 90 inch cock, and their mind is dirtier than a discord mods room. And for some strange reason, they have immaculate rizz, and it works on anybody.
They have a 90 inch cock, and their mind is dirtier than a discord mods room. And for some strange reason, they have immaculate rizz, and it works on anybody.
by x3u404 March 16, 2023
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Person 1: Is that Ivan Sebastian Cordoves! I would like to take a chunk of that meat!
Person 2: Ew you dumb bitch, he’s taken by Valentina Zambrano!
Person 2: Ew you dumb bitch, he’s taken by Valentina Zambrano!
by unknownuserhere March 20, 2023
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Get the ivan silva mug.A guy that looks mexican, but he's clearly salvadorian due to his height, or lack thereof. Frequents ratemyprofessors.com, in which he is constantly tearing down the various professors he has throughout his semester at community college. I think his dick is big too? He said so but I think he might be lying.
by azarockclimb May 9, 2023
Get the Ivan mug.Someone with many enemies but it's okay because he's short. He is addicted to energy drinks that straight up taste like liquid candy, so much so that he may be going blind. He is a good friend...sometimes, and is terrible with human emotions. In short, a neurotic caffeine addict with a 20 inch cock. He will make anybody laugh sometimes.
Wow! Ivan sure has a human cock!
Ivan, How many fingers am I holding up?
I got railed by Ivan's human cock and am now hospitalized.
Ivan, How many fingers am I holding up?
I got railed by Ivan's human cock and am now hospitalized.
by azarockclimb May 9, 2023
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