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I'd Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney

An expression of opposition to a proposed course of action. Something you'd rather not do, like getting shot in the face.
Girl: Do you want to go see the new Twilight movie?

Guy: I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney.
by B. Snooks June 16, 2010
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OMG OMG one one one exclamation !!!111 Sally said to her dad Mildi(ee tee cee ee tee cee) her dad then beat her, it was proper roffle 'ag3, i wish my parens wld beat me everyday! Rofl Rofl Lmao la mayo one one euro sign.
by Sam Permain February 23, 2005
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big enough to go bear hunting with a switch

when theres a kid so big on your football team that u have to point that out to him.
Matulich, you're big enough to go bear hunting with a switch!!! now get angry!
by PeteMat March 3, 2009
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Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer

Journey taken by a crackhead when he/she looks for a reefer
by Evil Tim September 9, 2003
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scarf hunt

Scarf Hunt (n) or (v): a search for a booty to eat. Works on exactly 2 levels - 1. You are going to scarf that booty up (or down...) 2. That booty gonna keep your face warm. (Related: Scarf (n) Booty to eat/wear across the face; Scarf (v) rim job, booty lickin', bottom feedin'. etc.)

Ex:

(n) I met this Betch in Venice who pulled us 4 prime twunks from grindr in the first 20 minutes the scarf hunt we went on the night we met at the bathhouse.

(v) Wanna scarf hunt at the club with me tonight? It's the annual Daisey Dukes Party, so you know they gonna have more to scarf than Hometown Buffet...
(n) I met this Betch in Venice who pulled us 4 prime twunks from grindr in the first 20 minutes the scarf hunt we went on the night we met at the bathhouse.

(v) Wanna scarf hunt at the club with me tonight? It's the annual Daisey Dukes Party, so you know they gonna have more to scarf than Hometown Buffet...
by Nice501s March 4, 2023
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Cunt Hunt

The more modern term for witch hunt.
Ms. Clitton denied any wrongdoing of her alleged involvement in the scandals that spanned several decades and repeatedly pled the fifth. An angry mob of journalists surrounded Ms. Clitton, sticking microphones dressed like penises under her chin and beside her mouth and adamantly demanded answers. “MS. CLITTON, IS IT TRUE YOU WOULDN’T SUCK YOUR HUSBANDS’ DICK?” Ms.Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “But Ms. Clitton, America wants to know: DID YOU PUT YOUR HUSBANDS’ DICK IN YOUR MOUTH, AT ANY POINT RECENTLY?” Ms. Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “Ms. Clitton, the world is waiting… TELL US THE LAST TIME YOU SUCKED A DICK, ANY DICK, NOT JUST YOUR HUSBANDS’???” Ms. Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “WE WANT THE TRUTH!” DID MONICA SUCK YOUR HUBBY OFF BECAUSE YOU WOULDN’T???” Ms. Clitton: “She sucked his dick cause she’s a whore!” Silence befell the insane mob and the massive Cunt Hunt finally drew to a close.
by summertime36 November 20, 2022
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Monkey Hunting

Monkey Hunting is a term used when a larger girl goes after a smaller skinnier guy
by 2potatoman2 August 31, 2023
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