Definitions by Nice501s

autonamiss

(n.) Portmanteau of "autonomous" (also a homophone) and "miss"/"mistress" (in the traditional use as the female head of a household).

An umbrella term to encompass all females, of legal marrying age, who are not married. This includes widows, divorcees, and those who never married.

After her divorce, Julie was happy to be an autonamiss again. She even threw herself a 3-day autonamiss coming out party in Vegas with her four best single friends.

autonamiss by Nice501s April 23, 2026

Wastelandmark

A property or structure in a state of abandonment or decay, preserved for its historical value, though it has become a useless lot and is likely an eyesore.

Reno's Lear Theatre is such a wastelandmark because been wearing its chainlink fence like a jilted bride in her wedding dress for a decade, and it is just sad to look at.

Wastelandmark by Nice501s April 9, 2026

Condomscend

To belittle, emasculate, insult, or talk down to someone while providing them a condom or in regards to their use, or non-use, of condoms. Also: condomscension, condomscending

On the bar was a fishbowl of free condoms with a condomscending handwritten sign that said "Idiots shouldn't breed".

If you want your boyfriend to stop showing off and pressuring you for sex just to show off in front of his buddies, next time just tell him, "Yes." Then condomscend him in front of them by adding, "...but let's get the small ones this time so they don't fall off. I am not trying to have another *small* pregnancy scare, again..."

The original condomscension was roman graffiti under the bust of an unlocked senator. It read " His tata debet extraxerunt." Or "His daddy should have pulled out".

Condomscend by Nice501s September 20, 2025

Typogricon 

A portmanteau of the words 'typography' and 'icon' referring to an image (icon) created using letters, numbers and punctuation and special characters (typography) - as found on a keyboard, printing press, or typewriter or by using ascii codes. The precursor to modern emojis.:
😜 ;-p
😐 : |
😎 B-)
🌹 @--}--}---

Since I can't give you a real rose, in person,i hope you will accept this typogricon as a token of my agfection.
@~-}~~}-----

Typogricon by Nice501s March 31, 2025

folichordor 

Folichordor (n.) - The characteristic scent of autumn, a complex aroma composed of warm woodsmoke, decaying leaves, cool damp earth, crisp air, and the distant hint of warm spices.

Etymology:

* Foli: From the Latin word "folium," meaning "leaf." This refers to the significant contribution of fallen leaves to the autumnal scent.

* chord: Evokes the "chord", or harmonious mix, of scents that combine to create this unique aroma, much like individual notes in music harmonize to form a chord.

* -odor: From the Latin "odor," meaning "smell" or "scent." This clearly establishes folichordor as an olfactory phenomenon.

* Inspiration: Modeled after "petrichor," the distinctive earthy scent produced when rain falls on dry ground, emphasizing folichordor's connection to a specific natural phenomenon.

I knew the summer was winding to an end the morning I awoke and smelled folichordor in the crisp air.

folichordor by Nice501s November 27, 2024

Ignoracism 

(n) The combination of racial stereotyping and ignorance. Typically seen as uniformed hate speech. Those who use ignoracism in their communications are known as "ignoracist"s.

Nobody should vote for that man. His platform is nothing but ignoracisms about building walls and keeping bloodlines pure.

Ignoracism by Nice501s January 1, 2024

Ignoracist 

(n) A person who is presenting as ignorant and as racist at the same time. The concept itself is known as "ignoracism".

Saying that all black people can't swim is a red flag. After hearing him say that, I know that guy is a total ignoracist.

Ignoracist by Nice501s January 1, 2024