You make me happy in my pants

A phrase often used to establish the fact that the speaker is excited, sexually or not.

Jo: Y'think I'm getting a little fat?
Derrick: Joanna, you make me happy in my pants.
Jo: ...But you do think I'm fat?

by PolDak July 12, 2006

You and the captain, make it happen

1. Originally the slogan of the children's cereal Captain Crunch, wherein the hungry kid is taken aboard the Captain's ship and receives Captain Crunch; thus the kid is no longer hungry.

2. Referring to a night of drinking Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum .
-Infers you got(or will get) some action as a result of drinking Captain.

Kids - "Captain Crunch!"
Captain Crunch - "You and the captain, make it happen."

"Bro, I hooked up with this hot ass girl last night."
"Hey, you and the captain, make it happen."

by Jack Daniels Northrup April 23, 2006

Happy Gilmore

Best Film Ever!

"Jackass"
"Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick
my own ass."

by RB November 30, 2003

Happy Hookah

A "Happy Hookah" is a hookah pack that not only consists of shisha tobacco but also marijuana. There is a delicate ratio of tobacco to marijuana that should be observed. If the hookah is packed with too much marijuana it will burn, thus being wasted. A Happy Hookah can be a lot of fun especially when you are trying to kill two birds with one stone. It is common courtesy to inform fellow hookah smokers that the hookah has been packed happy. However it can also be very funny if you do not

-Hey dude wanna smoke some hookah?

-Sure man, but I also was hoping to smoke this marijuana

-Oh I know! Lets mix that shit together

-Nice thinkin dude, now we got ourselves a happy hookah

by HookahTime February 27, 2011

adult happy meals

A total ripoff. It's McDonald's meal for people looking to eat healthy. It works, but there's nothing happy about it.

Fuck this salad, give me a burger. Oh, I forgot, they don't have real burgers here either. Better go to Carl's Jr.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

happy salmon

a handshake involving two or more people slapping forearms together, like two happy salmon.

dude, gimme the happy salmon! **consequently makes slapping noises**

by Drew the Zoo October 6, 2006

happles

happy + apples = happles

bob -happles

jane -what?

bob -happyness + apples = happles, durrr

by james hogan October 3, 2007