Garden hose

People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.

The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.

by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019

Show horsed

The act of a wreath being placed, either deliberately, or accidentally around ones neck.

james Was hanging Christmas wreaths on a ladder on the front of the house, he dropped the wreath, and I got show horsed

by JoeJoeDPlate December 13, 2019

Broken hose

This term can be used to describe a man who struggles with ejaculation.

“I slept with Jimmy last night, he was rubbish!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”

by elamenapee March 28, 2020

Big Holed

When someone does something to make your life more difficult for their personal gain; to screw someone over

"That guy cut me off and big holed me!"
"George showed up on my door step, rub all his bad juju in my aura, and big holed my plans..."

by anonymous October 20, 2020

pot holed

When a man pulls out of another man and leaves a gaping hole....a pot holed. The man with said pot hole is thought to have been pot holed.

Wow Gary looks like I’ve left a massive gaping pot hole where my penis used to be - you have been pot holed my friend....

by GaryGlitterer December 7, 2020

Nut Hose

A party trick where you put your balls in the hose of vacuum, temporarily stretching them out.

John: Do you have a vacuum?
Jimmy: Yeah, why.
John: I'm trying to impress Sydney by showing her my nut hose.
Sydney: Holy shit his balls are so big

by ItsRec March 21, 2021

Split Hose

A split hose is no good to anybody.

Also, an urban dance move.

Oh Jesse’s a split hose, no good to anybody.

by Harleymornstra July 28, 2021