the great circle of fuck

When someone screws you over and within a short amount of time gets screwed over as well.

That ass clown hit my car, and tried to drive off. A cop pulls him over a half mile away and tickets the jackass for hit and run. Welcome to the great circle of fuck.

by krusty123 May 31, 2010

Political Greeting

When you bump into a friend of a friend, or an ex, or your mates girlfriend your not that keen on and you have to say hello and pretend to have a brief conversation with them otherwise you look bad.

Bob: I bumped into Lucy the other day, she's so annoying but she's going out with my house mate at the moment so I just gave her the old political greeting and moved on.

by dotdotthedots July 27, 2010

The Great Average

The average length of a penis, currently 5.1 inches.

When Joe asked what The Great Average was, Ricky replied, and Joe's face was priceless.

by TaxMastersSuck January 21, 2011

S'great

Contraction of "So" and "Great" ~ S'great. When something is so great you decide to contract adjectives to save time and sound cool.

See that hot bitch over there? She looks fuckin' s'great.

by WalrusMongler October 5, 2011

The Great Disgrace

When one is not phased by social regularity and is content with being in situations deemed disgraceful, such as whilst tripping balls and playing with a stick for hours. In the modern world such actions would be considered disgraceful.

The key point behind being a disgrace is that your having the most fun by not conforming to society's ideals of consumerism and greed.

Note: To be a true disgrace one must not be in or do anything life threatening, instead must be sill and daft at all times.

Person 1 - "why is that guy dancing in the rain with only his underpants on?"
Person 2 - "because he is the great disgrace"
other examples include
"jimbo you are the great disgrace"

"hes the amount of disgrace"
"hes become the great disgrace"

when you've taken to many drugs - "look at the colours!..oh im such a disgrace"

by disssgrraccee July 27, 2012

The Great Cans Of No Return

Epic, legendary, and Mythological Cans of Whup-ass so powerful that once deployed would effectively end all known civilization. Not even the Illuminati would be able to return and recover from such an ass whupping.

The Great Cans of No return, are not to be taken lightly. They will end your ass!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 28, 2015

The Great Dankening

The period of 2016-2020 starting from the murder of Harambe and ending with the election of 2020 in which the amount and quality of dank memes rose to meet the demands of meme hungry citizens.

Go on out and make some memes, Jimmy. With the Great Dankening in full-swing it's sure to be dank!

by Sherman Wolf November 17, 2016