Goob

a dumb ass nigga

Friend - “can you fold water? “

Me - “What nigga, You a goob bro!!”

by Jenna tulls January 16, 2018

Goober Naffy

A person who
Acts like a complete idiot and makes bad choices.

My brother was being a goober naffy and fell out of his car.

by B queen January 22, 2018

Goober

Loveable, silly cute person

Saif is the biggest goober
That's why he's the bestest

by Saifrine June 5, 2018

Goob

The use of Home made gravity bongs (a way of smoking weed) most commonly made from a plastic bottle and a cup.

Hey Alexander, you tryna goob this weekend?

by Scooby-Doo2goob4u June 5, 2018

Goob

A form of BDSM where the dominant party uses peanut shells to dry the submissive party.

You're all clean. Time to goob you.

by Batfuck June 6, 2018

Goob

Short for goober, adds more retardedness to calling someone a goober.

Jake: Hey dan, you see this goob.
Dan: yeah he is acting pretty retarded.

by Mr. Goober June 12, 2018

gobschmack

A threatened species whwich once roamed the world in such purification. Carbon monoxide emissions from sheep are responsible for the deaths of millions of gobschmacks. Witnesses of gobschmacks define their sound as "half bushpig and half walrus" The word is also used to describe humans with rare nature, often conducting decision making of a disturbing nature to common humans.

Oh, that guy just ate some of that fence! He must be a fucking gobschmack!

by Gobschmack June 13, 2018