German whore

middle aged, german born mum who steals her daughters pain pills after surgery, just an all around dbag

"Hey, my mom stole my Vicodin! I just had my widsom teeth removed!"

"Gosh, your mom is such a German whore."

by ameoba March 5, 2010

GERMAN BOLOGNA

A DISTINCT SMELL FROM AN UNCLEAN VAGINA.

JOE: MY GIRLS CROTCH SMELLS REALLY BAD.
JOHNNY: SHE GOT GERMAN BOLOGNA.

DAMN BABY YOUR CROTCH SMELLS LIKE GERMAN BOLOGNA!

by BASEMAN15 December 29, 2009

German Thrust Fork

In a three-some (two men, one woman), when each of the males performs anal sex with each other after recently excreting. Then taking a fork and scraping off any "poo" residue from their penis' and then both ejaculating onto the fork. Finally, taking the fork and inserting the fork into the woman's vagina then hand feeding her the substance(s).

Me and Mark gave Janine a German Thrust Fork!

by vulgardisplayofmurder June 10, 2009

German chili dog

When a man ( or women) shits on a women's vagina, and presses into it.

Last night I got a German chili dog, and it was messy!

by GuyGuyguyGut June 6, 2011

German Crockpot

(n.) A bloody beat-down of 3 or more jews; Can be cause by filling tube socks with wood screws and taking batting practice to their little jew faces; (v.) simply shitting in a pot in and drowning a jew's fucking kike face in it.

Mark: " Hey there's that fucking jew Goldensteinbergman"

Muhammad: "Lets make a german crockpot out of his family!"

by Ronny Chizano April 26, 2011

German sweater

A yet unnamed sex-act involving a turtleneck and angular spectacles and the French game Dixit

You look like you got a German sweater last night

Yeah, it was great.

by Original German December 17, 2010

German Things

Doing Chad activities such as working, making, hitting the gym, drinking, regulating, or anything that is badass or Chad in nature.

Matt: Where were you today?
Lex: I had to do some German things real quick.

by Ravenwolf [Pagan Warrior] January 8, 2023