French Kiss

When you stick your tongue down someone’s throat during a make out session

I gave Brandon a French Kiss. I had to do CPR on him later.

by Ultimatesuperpopsinger January 6, 2020

French Mohawk

When a woman has pubic hair that starts from the top of her belly button and goes all the way to her asshole. The overall length of the hairs on the sides are short where the middle has been left to grow out.

Skyler: Hey you hook up with that girl last night?
Dan: No, I was going to but she had a french mohawk growing.
Skyler: Hahaha classy

by SDWilson June 29, 2011

frenching a bed

A trick perpetrated at summer camps or on fellow military recruits where a tightly made bed (hospital corners and all) is made up in such a way that the sheet(s) below the blanket are made up and tightly tucked in, but they only reach halfway down the mattress before being folded under. thus it is preventing the proper occupant from slipping under covers at bedtime. Rather his legs get stuck halfway down in the folded sheet "envelope."

Example: We were frenching a bed for every guy who acted like an idiot.

by CanadianWiz February 2, 2014

French Guarantee

When an hubristic person promises something will happen and it does not, thus leaving the person looking extremely foolish.

(Made famous by French swimmer Alain Bernard)
Ian promised he finally would get some action last night. He's full of French guarantees.

by coocookuhchoo October 6, 2008

French Rebellion

When a woman refuses to tend to her playground to the point that it resembles a dumpster diving Ewok.

I tried to go down on her but I was thwarted by her French Rebellion.

by Autodrummer July 9, 2010

French squat

Shitting in the urinal and pissing on the floor

Did you see Terry yesterday? He pulled a french squat during lunch break

by paftdunk May 22, 2019

French Fade

The act of leaving a festivity or event without saying goodbye to the host or other party-goers.

Often used to save from awkward or drawnout goodbyes.

Hey thanks for coming to my party on Saturday, but where did you get off to?
I assume you did a French Fade.

by David B July 1, 2005